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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
#81
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
Did you know, btw, that the 'rib woman' story is thought to explain the lack of a human baculum?

Oh, you did... never mind, don't read this.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#82
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Quote:World’s biggest penis drawing discovered on Devon beach

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http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/07/01/worl...von-beach/
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#83
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I wanted to see penii, I am sorely disappoited

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"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
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#84
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(June 16, 2017 at 10:14 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(June 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm)Luckie Wrote:



You sure you want to bring it up?


What can I say? I'm the sort that likes to grab life by the balls.. Rolleyes

Hey whateverist on all your long journeys through forests and beaches.. ever run into some of these Bad Boys? 


If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#85
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(June 16, 2017 at 11:07 am)Cyberman Wrote: Did you know, btw, that the 'rib woman' story is thought to explain the lack of a human baculum?

Oh, you did... never mind, don't read this.

I wonder if penis gourds harken back to a primordial memory of that ??


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#86
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We affectionately refer to this as the penis on the prairie.

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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#87
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Is that your penis gourd or are you just happy to see me ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#88
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I have been told that mine is not scarely huge, but and I shall quote "sufficient".

I have also been told that in aroused it looks a little small but when aroused its "surprisingly large".
I'm unsure about how flattering that is.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#89
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(June 16, 2017 at 1:49 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I have been told that mine is not scarely huge, but and I shall quote "sufficient".

I have also been told that in aroused it looks a little small but when aroused its "surprisingly large".
I'm unsure about how flattering that is.

I fucked a Vulcan once and was informed I was 'adequate'.

High praise indeed.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#90
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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