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Remember this part in the bible?

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Remember this part in the bible?
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RE: Remember this part in the bible?
June 17, 2017 at 10:10 pm
Last I looked fucking Noah isn't around either.
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RE: Remember this part in the bible?
June 17, 2017 at 10:14 pm
But Noah died of old age after extincting all the dinos with one punch. xD
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RE: Remember this part in the bible?
June 17, 2017 at 10:43 pm
All the bible says is that Noah became a drunken old sot.

My money would be on the dinos.
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RE: Remember this part in the bible?
June 18, 2017 at 1:40 pm
(June 17, 2017 at 10:14 pm)Losty Wrote: But Noah died of old age after extincting all the dinos with one punch. xD
Like One Punch Man?


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RE: Remember this part in the bible?
June 18, 2017 at 2:11 pm
Bringing kids up to speed on current era Christians and their propensity to cherry pick Scriptures when possible, and to just make shit up when required, while probably bad for their odds of eventual Salvation, is nevertheless a good thing since they will want to fit in with their heretical denominations. Just because those denoms are headed up by apostates doesn't mean they won't still shun or excommunicate any kid that nevertheless evidences actual Biblical piety and fidelity.
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RE: Remember this part in the bible?
June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm
It still boggles the mind when the inept pseudo-christian mind-set can swallow the Creation narrative that allows them to accept that
Noah placed 7 pairs of each animal upon the alleged Ark.  A sucker is truly born every minute!

Relative to the dinosaurs, this theory shown below represents what happened to them, and is no more comical than the actual Creation story,
no matter which contradicting Creation story you read from.


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RE: Remember this part in the bible?
June 20, 2017 at 11:22 pm
(June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm)21stCenturyIconoclast! Wrote: It still boggles the mind when the inept pseudo-christian mind-set can swallow the Creation narrative that allows them to accept that
Noah placed 7 pairs of each animal upon the alleged Ark.  A sucker is truly born every minute!

Relative to the dinosaurs, this theory shown below represents what happened to them, and is no more comical than the actual Creation story,
no matter which contradicting Creation story you read from.


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RE: Remember this part in the bible?
June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
I always thought this theory made much more sense than the naval cannon theory.

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