Taming A Wild Bunny?

[Chad32]

I almost kept a baby rabbit after catching one that was flushed out of the grass by my lawnmower. My parents advised against it, though. They're cute, but yeah, easily stressed.

[Losty]

He's a cute bunny. You should just let him hang out in peace and enjoy the view.

[Chad32]

He's a cute bunny. You should just let him hang out in peace and enjoy the view.

Probably the best thing to do. Just enjoy the fact that you have a rabbit living near your house.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

If you're dead set on the rabbit warming up to you, practice your carrot imitation. He'll hear you making the call of the wild carrot and come to investigate.

Boru

[vorlon13]

leave the bunny to it's natural fate:

an entrée to a feral cat, or as an hors d'oeuvre for a larger feral dog

[Jesster]

Don't do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao

This made my day 

[ignoramus]

Now I has a sad...

[Autumnlicious]

Don't do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao

Exactly what I was thinking of. Oy vey - when things go sideways...

[Whateverist]

Don't do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao

Helping bunnies develop trust could backfire badly.  Might want to ask yourself what draws you to want to pet him and also what really is best for the critter.

[Rev. Rye]

Fun fact: I knew a girl in college, and she seemed to have the personality of a much younger girl. And then looking at her facebook, I discovered this conversation. For context, she once posted a blurry photo of what appeared to be a squirrel, calling it "My Little Buddy." (She also did something similar with a rabbit about a month later) Two more of her friends saw it and decided to fight over it in the comments. Here's the conversation, edited to protect their identities, but any idiosyncrasies in grammar, spelling, and punctuation are all theirs)

B: hahah NO WAY HES MINE!!!!
A: MIIINNNEEEE!
B: NOOOOO MINE!!!!!!!!
A: NO MINE U GET THE BUNNY !
C: ok damit theres only one way to settle this!HEEEEESSSSSSSSSS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! allllllllllllllllllllll [INSERT C'S REAL NAME]MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
C: and I GET THE BUNNY!
A: FUCK YOU!!
C: umm please don't
C: why are you jealous because I have the bunny and you don't?!
A: screw the bunny. i dont want that. but this guy here. yah hes mine. so back off.
B:NO HES MINEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
A: [B'S REAL NAME]! YOU HAVE BUNNY! SHUT UP!
C: wait a sec! she has bunny?!?!?!? [b's real name], is there somethign going on up at that sound booth that i need to know about?!??????
B: MINE
A: NO!
C: suuuure i knew there were short skirts for a reason! HES MIND DAMN YOU ALL!
A: YOU WERENT EVEN THERE WHEN I TOOK THE PIC! SO NO HES NOT YOURS AND [MISSPELLED VERSION OF C'S REAL NAME] I AM NOT TOTALY STUPID SO STOP TRYING TO TAG HIM AS YOURS IT WONT WORK!
B: ARG MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: No do you see the Tag on it??? Its saying that he is Mine not yours and not [C's real name] MINE.
B: no ITS MINEEEEEE
A: NO! NO! NO! you have ur bunny. now back off!
C: NO NO NO NO NO! I AM THE OWNER OF ALLL BUNNIES EVERYWHERE! THEY ARE MINE! SO THERE FOR THIS ONE IS MINE! JUST LIKE ALL THE REST! BIG AND SMALL EASTER OR REGULAR THE ARE MINE! WHY SHOULD THIS ONE BE ANY DIFFERENT?
B: MINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thats the end of it! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE hehe
A: this is my facebook. so what i say goes. DEAL WITH IT!
B: hahahah NEVER!!!!!! im stubborn remember??????????/ MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE MINE MINE MINE MINEMINE MINE MINE!
A: yeah i know your stubborn. why do you think i wont marry you.


For the record, these are three girls of about seventeen fighting over a random squirrel (that at least one of them thinks is a bunny). I'm not sure what to think about that.