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Bunny Jesus says
#1
Bunny Jesus says
"Hi!"

Its true. I'm a loyal Bunwhovian and Bunny Jesus told me when I closed my eyes the other day to come tell all of you he loves you, and that you should pay your taxes ON TIME, mmk?

Not sure why he mentioned the taxes thing to be honest but I'm sure one of YOU knows why. 

Anyways happy Easter, the day of Bunny Jesus, and know the giant bunny in the sky loves you all! 

(And so do I!) 

XXoxoxoXx
LUCKIE
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#2
RE: Bunny Jesus says
Glad to see you back around.

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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Bunny Jesus says
Muawwww we need a ♡ button! I love that!!!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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#4
RE: Bunny Jesus says
Don't get all worked up. I'm just getting spinach out of your teeth.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#5
RE: Bunny Jesus says
[video=youtube]http://https://youtu.be/vF6PyIML0hI[/video]

But.. I don't eat Spinach... O.0
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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RE: Bunny Jesus says
(April 16, 2017 at 9:24 am)Luckie Wrote: [video=youtube]http://https://youtu.be/vF6PyIML0hI[/video]

But.. I don't eat Spinach... O.0

And I'm not rubbing your feet.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#7
RE: Bunny Jesus says
Now I feel better about all those communion wafers I ate as a kid. Bunny meat is delicious!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#8
RE: Bunny Jesus says
Doesn't compare to fresh Christian baby meat though . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#10
RE: Bunny Jesus says
Is there enough room in the world for two Bunny deities? Bunny Jesus and Hare Krishna?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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