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Just some absurd realizations...
#11
RE: Just some absurd realizations...
yeppers
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#12
RE: Just some absurd realizations...
they use everything but the squeal
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#13
RE: Just some absurd realizations...
(June 19, 2017 at 9:10 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 8:51 am)vorlon13 Wrote: swine lymphatic tissue in chorizo . . .

Salivary glands also!

(June 19, 2017 at 9:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: yeppers

Vorls, I think he was being tongue in cheek...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#14
RE: Just some absurd realizations...
(June 19, 2017 at 11:02 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 9:10 am)chimp3 Wrote: Salivary glands also!

(June 19, 2017 at 9:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: yeppers

Vorls, I think he was being tongue in cheek...

http://followinginmyshoes.com/wp-content...dients.jpg

Nope!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#15
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(June 18, 2017 at 11:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: there is probably real pork uterus in this shit:

[Image: nofrills.jpg]

Holy shit. Not eating that is a vegetarian's wet dream.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#16
RE: Just some absurd realizations...
(June 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote: Have you ever noticed that bread is basically just a sponge made out of grass?

Have you ever realized that pollen is basically just plant semen? Enjoy your Honeycombs.

Have you ever thought about the fact that fruit is basically just the uterus for plant fetuses?


Do any of you have more of these? I tried to think of more but I can't force stuff like this. It'll be interesting.

Have you ever thought that the flies in your bathroom are your shit with wings?  And the ones in your kitchen are your leftovers trying to eat themselves?

Have you ever thought that the grass that makes your bread-sponge is really just repurposed cow shit?  Almost 100% of the molecules in your food are cow shit molecules.

Have you ever stopped to think that when you smell a fart, that's because part of the fart is inside your body?  You have the molecules from someone asshole coating the inner surface of your nose.
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#17
RE: Just some absurd realizations...
Indeed, at the conclusion of I Never Should Have Gone Ziplining, Kyle is hospitalized for 2 weeks having particles of Cartman's feces removed from his nasal cavity.

It can happen to anyone.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#18
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One day the world will go on without me.

Unless I can do something to stop it...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#19
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Your toilet is cleaner than your kitchen:

http://www.foodandwine.com/articles/fyi-...oilet-seat

Wash your hands after washing your dishes!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#20
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The first guy to eat cheese had to be pretty goddamned hungry.

The USDA has established standards allowing for a certain percentage, by weight, of insect parts in food.

Stay away from chitlins. Nothing good comes from them.

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