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**vorlon13** · June 19, 2017 at 9:19 am

yeppers

**vorlon13** · June 19, 2017 at 9:19 am

they use everything but the squeal

ignoramus · June 19, 2017 at 11:02 pm

(June 19, 2017 at 9:10 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 8:51 am)vorlon13 Wrote: swine lymphatic tissue in chorizo . . .

Salivary glands also!

(June 19, 2017 at 9:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: yeppers

Vorls, I think he was being tongue in cheek...

**chimp3** · (This post was last modified: June 20, 2017 at 12:15 am by chimp3.)

(June 19, 2017 at 11:02 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 9:10 am)chimp3 Wrote: Salivary glands also!

(June 19, 2017 at 9:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: yeppers

Vorls, I think he was being tongue in cheek...

http://followinginmyshoes.com/wp-content...dients.jpg

Nope!

**Alex K** · (This post was last modified: June 20, 2017 at 5:34 pm by Alex K.)

(June 18, 2017 at 11:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: there is probably real pork uterus in this shit:

Holy shit. Not eating that is a vegetarian's wet dream.

bennyboy · June 20, 2017 at 6:05 pm

(June 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote: Have you ever noticed that bread is basically just a sponge made out of grass?

Have you ever realized that pollen is basically just plant semen? Enjoy your Honeycombs.

Have you ever thought about the fact that fruit is basically just the uterus for plant fetuses?

Do any of you have more of these? I tried to think of more but I can't force stuff like this. It'll be interesting.

Have you ever thought that the flies in your bathroom are your shit with wings? And the ones in your kitchen are your leftovers trying to eat themselves?

Have you ever thought that the grass that makes your bread-sponge is really just repurposed cow shit? Almost 100% of the molecules in your food are cow shit molecules.

Have you ever stopped to think that when you smell a fart, that's because part of the fart is inside your body? You have the molecules from someone asshole coating the inner surface of your nose.

**vorlon13** · June 20, 2017 at 6:48 pm

Indeed, at the conclusion of I Never Should Have Gone Ziplining, Kyle is hospitalized for 2 weeks having particles of Cartman's feces removed from his nasal cavity.

It can happen to anyone.

**The Valkyrie** · June 20, 2017 at 6:49 pm

One day the world will go on without me.

Unless I can do something to stop it...

**chimp3** · June 21, 2017 at 6:11 am

Your toilet is cleaner than your kitchen:

http://www.foodandwine.com/articles/fyi-...oilet-seat

Wash your hands after washing your dishes!

Thumpalumpacus · June 21, 2017 at 6:19 am

The first guy to eat cheese had to be pretty goddamned hungry.

The USDA has established standards allowing for a certain percentage, by weight, of insect parts in food.

Stay away from chitlins. Nothing good comes from them.

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