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The little things that do it for ya

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The little things that do it for ya
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#31
RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 1:09 am
Thump? Y U make me think of Alfred Lord Tennyson
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#32
RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 8:19 am
lol, you know I'm not that literate!

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RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 8:24 am (This post was last modified: July 13, 2017 at 8:25 am by ignoramus.)
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Have no idea how or why I know the name? Something from my youth I s'pose? Dunno
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RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 4:54 pm
'Tis better to have fired and hit, than never to have fired at all

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 7:06 pm
Women who are able to fart in my presence.
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RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 7:07 pm
(July 13, 2017 at 7:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Women who are able to fart in my presence.

there's a rule 34 thing there, but I'm not going any further than that with it . . .
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RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 7:11 pm
(July 13, 2017 at 7:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(July 13, 2017 at 7:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Women who are able to fart in my presence.

there's a rule 34 thing there, but I'm not going any further than that with it . . .

Projectile farting is not farting.
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RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 7:14 pm
(July 13, 2017 at 7:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(July 13, 2017 at 7:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Women who are able to fart in my presence.

there's a rule 34 thing there, but I'm not going any further than that with it . . .

Whenever I would be flatting with new people, and we would draw up the house rules, I would always have "Clause 14" put into the agreement.

Clause 14 stated simply, "Except Beccs".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 7:21 pm
In the least creepiest way: Skin.

Okay. Still sounds creepy... But a clear, soft skin is most attractive.

As for my gf. Her smile is enough to make my heart flutter. And to know I can make her smile or laugh always makes me feel complete.
An innocent, honest laugh. Can't get enough of it.

When the lady smiles, she holds me in her hand
As a matter of fact, she could always let me down
But when the lady smiles, I can't resist her call
As a matter of fact, I don't resist at all
Cause I'm walking on clouds and she is leadin' the way
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 8:47 pm
(July 13, 2017 at 7:11 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 13, 2017 at 7:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: there's a rule 34 thing there, but I'm not going any further than that with it . . .

Projectile farting is not farting.

It's called projectile defecation, in our house. Doesn't need to be a firm stool, either.
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