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And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
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And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/creation...y-literal/

Quote:Creationists mock flat earthers by insisting no one ‘really believes the Bible’s completely literal’

So flat-earth is just crazy but dinosaurs on the ark makes perfect sense, eh fucktards?
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
Jesus no likey.

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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
Dafuq !!

Creationist heretics !!!!

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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
Seriously, in all seriousness, is there NOTHING the supposedly pious won't apostasize over ??

Jesus Fucking Christ, what is Atheist Forums here for again ???
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#5
RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
Coke or Pepsi?
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
(July 17, 2017 at 5:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/creation...y-literal/

Quote:Creationists mock flat earthers by insisting no one ‘really believes the Bible’s completely literal’

So flat-earth is just crazy but dinosaurs on the ark makes perfect sense, eh fucktards?

Or the flood and 600-year-old Noah and the ark itself?


Quote:   vorlon13
   Seriously, in all seriousness, is there NOTHING the supposedly pious won't apostasize over ??

   Jesus Fucking Christ, what is Atheist Forums here for again ???



Some small sliver of catharsis, or the idea of it. It does end up creating new veins in our foreheads, though.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
(July 17, 2017 at 8:59 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Coke or Pepsi?

oh.shit. It's all over now! Run and Hide! Big Grin
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
Trick question. The answer is Dr. Pepper.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
(July 17, 2017 at 10:30 pm)Astonished Wrote:
(July 17, 2017 at 5:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/creation...y-literal/


So flat-earth is just crazy but dinosaurs on the ark makes perfect sense, eh fucktards?

Or the flood and 600-year-old Noah and the ark itself?


Quote:   vorlon13
   Seriously, in all seriousness, is there NOTHING the supposedly pious won't apostasize over ??

   Jesus Fucking Christ, what is Atheist Forums here for again ???



Some small sliver of catharsis, or the idea of it. It does end up creating new veins in our foreheads, though.


I have this quaint and archaic idea that a place called Atheist Forums might attract  a rather small number of  heretics and apostates as folks in that orbit will realize they are NOT on the Lord's side of things and acknowledge that by not cluttering up things here, as they will then not obfuscate the battle(s) between the True Believers and the Atheists.

So, what do we actually get?

A steady drizzle of nothing but apostates and heretics, and not a True Believer EVER.


Shit.
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
(July 18, 2017 at 12:08 am)Astonished Wrote: Trick question. The answer is Dr. Pepper.

Dr Pepper?

I fart a Coke fart in your general direction.
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