time for you to become a Muslim. accept it

[Thumpalumpacus]

"Mr Allah, can I see your registration and vehicle insurance?"

[ignoramus]

I do not care what kind of symmetry they bury me in. I just don't want to die asymmetrically.

sorry man, but when they put you in the casket, you'll still hang to the left!

[Catholic_Lady]

I’m sorry I don’t measure according to  myths or age of text . I do paradigm and foci and in those respects islam and Christianity  and Judaism are three totally different religions. But by all means open a post and show me how this business of   old, myths and ignore work . use argument  . it would help . start with telling me how do people  become  Muslim and then talk to me about the wisdom in ignoring the quran . .

No proof of conversion needed in Islam . Much easier  than joining a gang . All  you have to do is say the sheehada . Then we give you a piece of the loot and the women . I get the prettier women though because  I’m the desert Arab. I’m the Caliph . for a better deal you have to wait till you get to  paradise, women, booze and drugs all you want . and you get sexual prowess of hundred . you be walking all day with an erection.Praise be to allah

regarding my English , its third language for me . no excuses of course , but say or write something in arabic  and I’ll probably laugh so hard and fall of the chair .if I said something not clear by all means let me know and I will try to resolve the problem


Delightful responses and demonstrates your impressive  knowledge of the quran and islam. I  feel privileged to be here  my beloved atheists  .


Now back to the topic. Just a little bit to finish the Othman quran the most common quran used in the majority of Muslims countries .tahts why I picked it .

Hafs Ibn Suliman who is credited with Othman Quran is described by recognized and highly esteemed Muslim historian and scholars as a Liar and as someone who injects new material into texts . secondly the narration from who Hafs made  his narration  is Asim Ibn AL nojood who is described by same historian and scholars as having a seriously weak  retention issues  and suffers from delusions . so Hafs is a liar and Asim is delusional   
  I move on because I see someone here is already yawning .such scholars .

Now for translation , just about all translations of the quran are fraudulent and corrupt and specially those handed out freely by wealthy Gulf States . what you need is a quran with the right translation for a westerner . this is now available . it goes verse by verse explaining  and identifying the grammar and comprehension errors, missing words and sentences, contradictions, meaningless nonsense ,  foreign words want have you in terms of textual analysis.   Add to that it points out the sources of the verses leading to the result of 80 % of the qura traced to Jewsih sources and 10 % to Christian sources .

There you’re now . all you have to do is flip the pages to the relevant verses and you become a scholar yourself and you can make arguments and debate as opposed to posting pictures that are neither here or there .

This quran is available at Amazon.com


https://www.amazon.com/Koran-translation...1534767657
There is an Arabic version for free you can download here

http://www.sami-aldeeb.com/articles/view.php?id=315


It has be offered for free in Arabic  because such stuff is banned in Muslim majority countries .
Okay I think I have done a good in trying to convert you to islam .

I'm just a poor boy whose intentions are good o lord . practicing my singing on you now .

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JackRussell]

I'm a blonde haired, blue eyed male.

My daughters are definitely aware of this kind of sick fuck.

Pleasing a woman has fuck all to do with virgin testosterone, but has to do with educating and empowering women. Something that Muslim's do not have too healthy a track record on.

Come around here with your blonde hair, blue eyed pedo fantasies and see what happens, fuckwit.

Mohammed's raping arse would be made to submit to a morally superior higher authority, fist first.

[Pat Mustard]

<snipping the hate speech>

I'd shit all over your beloved qu'ran and yourself too for that matter, except I'm too stingy to buy a qu'ran, and I'm too lazy to find out where you live.


I also heard your imams daughter has syphilis from all the times he raped her as a child. True story.

[Youwait]

i too want to thank those who called me names. thanks for taking the time and trouble . May Miss Allah grant you the camel of your dreams. May you enjoy the bumpy ride .. i promise

i got two conversions so far . it that said wall of text and I'm Christian that will be ran out of place . And it that said holy message and posted the verse.

the bit i mentioned about the quran becoming a man on resurrection day is in the haddith .the two suras , one becoming a cloud and the other a shade in the haddith too .

back to the verse . I asked Allah for permission to wipe my ass today . no response , so i just went ahead and wiped it with Allah’s blessings . sadly the flatulence happened before i had a chance to ask for permission.I expect though Allah gave his permission to my wind

Allah can't give permission even if he wanted to because the dummy abrogated himself .

okay i engaged you as far as your silly verse is concerned . c'mon bring it on .

do you want to know why none the 99 names of allah is love ? because the dummy went all over the quran saying he doesn't love this and that and when you add up the shit you end up with the whole planet .he hates people .there , now you know why . i'll post the verrse when i feel like it . i mean to corroborate

As a devout Muslim i demand that Allah step down and let someone qualified run the show . I nominate Mickey Mouse.

yes do your research . but remember a lot of good work was done already. All you have to do is reference it , specially by ex Muslims and Arabic Christians . they have an advantage over you western academician . he has to hold back. The academic world is delicate

archeological diggings have yielded exciting shit . sadly some are being systematically destroyed to cover up for islam --diggings in Arabia

i see a catholic showed up. reminds of something . The Vatican has load of shit in their archives but they are not going to yield those secrets .I expect they calculate that destroying islam can lead to shit like rational materialism ( Hitler) or soviet union era shit l like there are no invalid comrade citizens in the soviet union and that you outlived your purpose if you get too old or too sick to work

if there is going to be a future mythology that is in the making it has to incorporate elements from Christianity . atheism needs to shape itself and create the right sort of atheist . else it will end up with the same chaos that plagues islam and caused it to be a failure .

and let me end by saying we the lofty Arabs are going to grab all the blonde women as booty . they are ours . we taking them from you. I advice you if you’re blond with blue eyes to hand over your sisters or else .don’t make me angry . you won’t like me when I’m angry

[WinterHold]

 
okay . some person posted a verse  from the quran

That's me. 

[brewer]

How do I convert while living in the US? It's a den of iniquity with christians on all sides just waiting to cut my dinky off.

[Joods]

I smell burnt flesh... like from a lightning strike - the kind called down by a swinging mjolnir.

[Losty]

Losty . sit please . I want to ask you a question. how is it that you arouse in me fatherly feelings  towards you ? and what is friendship and what is real ? what do you sense ?

O_O

The last thing I need is another man trying to be my daddy...