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Airplanes don't exist
#11
RE: Airplanes don't exist
Actually I agree. Airplane is a nonsensical word with zero meaning. On the other hand, aeroplane is a perfect description of its design and function.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: Airplanes don't exist
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! it's a plane! No wait it's superman! That super lame-o with the most unoriginal name, most overpowered powers and who can only be harmed by Kryptonite or magic which makes all his fights super boring and super predictable. He also look silly when he picks up lakes and planets.

Actually before he transforms he can be murdered to death. Can someone please do it? He fell off a horse once but even after paralysis and later death, he's still somehow alive and in movies with another douchey actor playing him. Can we keep the douchey actors alive but playing other roles and murder the Superman Character Itself [tm) to death please? Can someone make sure Superman stops existing please? It's a pity he exists, unlike airplanes.

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#13
RE: Airplanes don't exist
What I want to know is what were those first two people so excited about? Had they never seen birds or planes before?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#14
RE: Airplanes don't exist
(July 29, 2017 at 2:09 am)Alex K Wrote: WELL THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN CHEMTRAILS???////slash

That is just nonsense. Now I went back and re read the math in the OP and it proves I am dating Angelina Jolie.
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#15
RE: Airplanes don't exist
If jets use water as fuel, why do they blow up when they crash?

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#16
RE: Airplanes don't exist
(July 29, 2017 at 7:46 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If jets use water as fuel, why do they blow up when they crash?

Because water actually burns if you heat it enough, but big Oil is suppressing the TRUTH about free energy.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#17
RE: Airplanes don't exist
(July 29, 2017 at 8:03 am)Alex K Wrote:
(July 29, 2017 at 7:46 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If jets use water as fuel, why do they blow up when they crash?

Because water actually burns if you heat it enough, but big Oil is suppressing the TRUTH about free energy.

Probably explains why we didn't use it as firefighters.

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#18
RE: Airplanes don't exist
(July 29, 2017 at 3:17 am)Alex K Wrote: Great! And yes, that's very English and not very German Big Grin

My wife loves Hefe and dislikes Pilsner for the same reason. Maybe try one of the various brands of Münchner Helles, it's like a good pilsner without the bitterness, that's the traditional one we usually have, my wife being Bavarian. Although, now that you're out of the US, have you tried the original Chech Budweiser?

Köstritzer is the local eastern german Schwarzbier. You should at least try it once, I like it from time to time Smile

I recommend you try the German version of a reddish brownish Ale, "Alt', I like it a lot.

Laugenbrezel aren't touristy. We have them all the time, which again might be due to the fact that my wife is Bavarian, and I come from former Bavarian territories.
Do you always buy fresh Laugenbrezel?  I saw some frozen at the store, but was afraid to try them. I noted they also had Laugenstagen, the long bread stick version, which I personally prefer just because it's easier to serve.

I will give your beer recommendations a try! The Alt sounds very good.
The only beers I have so far tried are the local Radeberger pilsner and a hell heffe, and then the Paulaner hefe.  Ok, I tried 2 others, but they were unmemorable.  It turns out I'm just not fond of Radeberger beer, of any kind.  And they server it everywhere, here!  lol.  I really preferred the Paulaner.

Next Saturday, I promise to head to the local bakery and get some rolls for breakfast. :Big Grin  Any type you recommend?
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom StoppardRosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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#19
RE: Airplanes don't exist
I don't know the types which Dresden bakeries have and are good at, you have to try. Quality between bakeries can vary very strongly. Usually, bakery chains in supermarkets are very uneven, but more upper scale grocery stores habe better in-house bakeries. If you find one where they bake from scratch locally rather than get the pre formed stuff from a central station, go for it.
Brezel ideally need to be fresh, but a decent frozen one is better than a crappy or old one or from a bad bakery.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#20
RE: Airplanes don't exist
I fucking knew it!
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