Airplanes don't exist

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Whatever makes you happy.

[Fake Messiah]

Although I haven't noticed people who really think airplanes don't exist, there are people who believe airplane fuel is a hoax and that airplanes are running on magic

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Flatters predate the internet. This is not a hard concept to master.

[FlatAssembler]

Flatters predate the internet. This is not a hard concept to master.

Who claimed they don't? There was probably a time a few thousand years ago when everybody believed the Earth was flat.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Flatters predate the internet. This is not a hard concept to master.

Who claimed they don't? There was probably a time a few thousand years ago when everybody believed the Earth was flat.

LOTS OF PEOPLE CLAIM IT'S JUST AN INTERNET PHENOMENON AND THAT THEY'RE FAKING THE BELIEF THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

[FlatAssembler]

Who claimed they don't? There was probably a time a few thousand years ago when everybody believed the Earth was flat.

LOTS OF PEOPLE CLAIM IT'S JUST AN INTERNET PHENOMENON AND THAT THEY'RE FAKING THE BELIEF THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

These days, it is an Internet phenomenon, and a lot of people are faking the belief that the Earth is flat. A few thousand years ago, it wasn't like that, most of the people sincerely believed that. But it is like that now.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

LOTS OF PEOPLE CLAIM IT'S JUST AN INTERNET PHENOMENON AND THAT THEY'RE FAKING THE BELIEF THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

These days, it is an Internet phenomenon, and a lot of people are faking the belief that the Earth is flat. A few thousand years ago, it wasn't like that, most of the people sincerely believed that. But it is like that now.

If you say so it must be true.

[FlatAssembler]

Anyway, I've also posted this parody on The Flat Earth Society forum, years ago. Recently, a user called RabInOz revived that thread with something very smart:

I know that jet airplanes are real, all I have to do is look out my window on a daily basis.

You must be a part of the worldwide conspiracy that falsely teaches that the airplanes really exist .

So the onus is on YOU to prove that when you look out your window on a daily basis and see real passenger jet airplanes:
Maybe all you're seeing is this sort of thing:
https://youtu.be/TOewW2_esBM?t=171

You could post your own video but, of course, if I cannot personally verify that, it's probably just a CGV and more fabricated evidence.

Just remember that us airplane deniers start with the knowledge that airplanes don't exist. All the evidence which we are personally able to collect and verify confirms this fact. As a consequence, all the evidence to the contrary, much of which we are unable to personally test/verify is viewed as being false. The existence of such a huge quantity of false information indicates the existence of the conspiracy.

Essentially the reasoning boils down to -

P1) If personally unverifiable evidence contradicts an obvious truth then the evidence is fabricated
P2) The non-existence of airplanes is an obvious truth
P3) There is personally unverifiable evidence that contradicts the non-existence of airplanes
C1) The unverifiable evidence that contradicts the non-existence of airplanes is therefore fabricated evidence
P4) If there are large amounts of fabricated evidence then there must be a conspiracy to fabricate it
P5) There is a large amount of fabricated evidence (see C1)
C2) There must be a conspiracy to fabricate it.

So, therefore Mr MouseWalker, you are proven a part of the worldwide conspiracy that falsely teaches that the airplanes really exist .

Why should Globe deniers have a monopoly on this conspiracy businesses?

"Globe denier" means a Flat-Earther, by the way!

[The Grand Nudger]

Your bar for smart seems like the issue, in this case.

[zebo-the-fat]

There are Flat Earthers all over the globe!