Airplanes don't exist

[Cyberman]

Actually I agree. Airplane is a nonsensical word with zero meaning. On the other hand, aeroplane is a perfect description of its design and function.

[Edwardo Piet]

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! it's a plane! No wait it's superman! That super lame-o with the most unoriginal name, most overpowered powers and who can only be harmed by Kryptonite or magic which makes all his fights super boring and super predictable. He also look silly when he picks up lakes and planets.

Actually before he transforms he can be murdered to death. Can someone please do it? He fell off a horse once but even after paralysis and later death, he's still somehow alive and in movies with another douchey actor playing him. Can we keep the douchey actors alive but playing other roles and murder the Superman Character Itself [tm) to death please? Can someone make sure Superman stops existing please? It's a pity he exists, unlike airplanes.

#joinnow #jointhehateclub# #thesupermanhateclub #jointhesupermanhateclub #planesdonotexist #butsupermandoesexistandthatisverydepressing

[Cyberman]

What I want to know is what were those first two people so excited about? Had they never seen birds or planes before?

[Brian37]

WELL THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN CHEMTRAILS???////slash

That is just nonsense. Now I went back and re read the math in the OP and it proves I am dating Angelina Jolie.

[Thumpalumpacus]

If jets use water as fuel, why do they blow up when they crash?

[Alex K]

If jets use water as fuel, why do they blow up when they crash?

Because water actually burns if you heat it enough, but big Oil is suppressing the TRUTH about free energy.

[Thumpalumpacus]

If jets use water as fuel, why do they blow up when they crash?

Because water actually burns if you heat it enough, but big Oil is suppressing the TRUTH about free energy.

Probably explains why we didn't use it as firefighters.

[Aroura]

Great! And yes, that's very English and not very German

My wife loves Hefe and dislikes Pilsner for the same reason. Maybe try one of the various brands of Münchner Helles, it's like a good pilsner without the bitterness, that's the traditional one we usually have, my wife being Bavarian. Although, now that you're out of the US, have you tried the original Chech Budweiser?

Köstritzer is the local eastern german Schwarzbier. You should at least try it once, I like it from time to time

I recommend you try the German version of a reddish brownish Ale, "Alt', I like it a lot.

Laugenbrezel aren't touristy. We have them all the time, which again might be due to the fact that my wife is Bavarian, and I come from former Bavarian territories.

Do you always buy fresh Laugenbrezel?  I saw some frozen at the store, but was afraid to try them. I noted they also had Laugenstagen, the long bread stick version, which I personally prefer just because it's easier to serve.

I will give your beer recommendations a try! The Alt sounds very good.
The only beers I have so far tried are the local Radeberger pilsner and a hell heffe, and then the Paulaner hefe.  Ok, I tried 2 others, but they were unmemorable.  It turns out I'm just not fond of Radeberger beer, of any kind.  And they server it everywhere, here!  lol.  I really preferred the Paulaner.

Next Saturday, I promise to head to the local bakery and get some rolls for breakfast. :  Any type you recommend?

[Alex K]

I don't know the types which Dresden bakeries have and are good at, you have to try. Quality between bakeries can vary very strongly. Usually, bakery chains in supermarkets are very uneven, but more upper scale grocery stores habe better in-house bakeries. If you find one where they bake from scratch locally rather than get the pre formed stuff from a central station, go for it.
Brezel ideally need to be fresh, but a decent frozen one is better than a crappy or old one or from a bad bakery.

[Isis]

I fucking knew it!