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Your last meal
#31
RE: Your last meal
(August 7, 2017 at 4:23 am)Thena323 Wrote: Nothing.
 
What the hell would I need to be eating for? To make the "good folks" killing me feel magnanimous/more "humane"?
Nah. They could keep that shitty little gesture.

I'd choose for my death to be as quick, efficient, and painless as possible, so I'd go with firing squad.

If you're looking for quick, my Big Bang style superluminal expansion execution is unbeatable.

Your remains could be distributed over hundreds or even thousands of light years in less than 1 X 10 ^ -43 seconds. 


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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#32
RE: Your last meal
A giant bottle of hot sauce so I choke to death by my own hand instead of being shot or hanged. Smile

ETA: And bonus - the executioners get to clean up the vomit I've spewed everywhere. Smile

-Teresa
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#33
RE: Your last meal
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#34
RE: Your last meal
Totally missed the method of execution question.

I choose Laughing Gas. Why not die with a smile on my face.  Smile
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#35
RE: Your last meal
I missed the excecution question also.

Part of me wants to get killed by SNUSNU with supermodels... But... If you really get to choose your method of excecution, you must make it mean something.
I'd want to get struck by lightning. And before I'd get killed, I'd become part of the most hateful, fundamentalist brand of christianity I could find. I'd spew filth. I'd breed hate amongst the people. And right before the moment of excecution I'd give my most hatefull speech of all. And end it with: 'And if not... If God doesn't want us to hate ... and ... and ... May he strike me down right now!"

It'd be worth it.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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