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Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 8:48 pm
Imagine, if you will, that you have committed a crime and been sentenced to death. We've all committed something that would get you the death penalty under old testament laws...
Tomorrow is the day of your execution and you can have ANYTHING for your last meal.
What would it be?
As a bonus, you can also choose the means of your own execution, but it has to occur on the day it is scheduled (no delays, dying of old age, etc.).
And...
GO!
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 9:04 pm
Caniglia's Venice Inn steak
and yes, you will need a time machine to pull this off
And a lobster roll (make it a surf and turf)
deviled eggs
corn on the cob
Hagen Daz Cherry Garcia and crème brule (yeppers, last meal I get 2 deserts)
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 9:13 pm
Ham and cheese. Fuck this kosher shit.
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 9:19 pm
Meal, roasted human flesh (not my own). Might as well get them to commit a crime also. But no brains, I fear Kuru.
Method, large cal. bullet to the brain. Wham, Bam, Thank You Mam!
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 9:35 pm
ANYTHING for my last meal . . .
Just occurs to me the significance of that. Yes, I'd like to eat out Deweys manhole when he was, oh, let me see, how old was he the last time I did that . . .
Oh, piss on it, the math is giving me a headache. Make him 30 and I'll be happy.
That's the main course,
desert would be what ever the divine Chris K (was Antinous as hot?) might spooj in my mouth. Or even better, he can spooj in Dewey, first . . .
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 9:36 pm
. . . even hotter if I'm being executed for being a homo . . .
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 9:43 pm
Tacos de adobada.
Flan.
Ho-lee-chit Cobra IPA.
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 9:53 pm
Depends what I am craving that day. I'm actually wrapping up dinner as we speak: fried fish filets and brown rice with tartar sauce, sri racha and soy sauce.
Filling. I could see doing this again on execution day. But folllow it up with some Skor or Heath bars (maybe 20) and some Mounds.
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 9:58 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2017 at 9:58 pm by KevinM1.)
Lewd answer: Mila Kunis or Emma Stone... or both
Real answer: I'm a pretty simple guy. Something with bacon, good pepperoni pizza, mozzarella sticks (I love those stupid things for some reason), and something chocolate.
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