If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Your last meal
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For my final meal I would like the hearts of my enemies, served with roast potatoes and carrots. With plenty of gravy and a really good pavlova served with whipped cream and strawberries for dessert.
Accompanied by about a dozen bottles of Kilkenny. Then they can give me a lethal injection while I'm passed out. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
as for means of execution:
superluminally expand me. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 11:35 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2017 at 11:45 pm by c172.)
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
I think I'd like an order of tacos made with minced hearts of my executioners. Yeah, I'm cheating. I'm just so disappointed to have to eat heart tacos when I'd prefer fish. Escaping the dead executioners is my compensation.
 (August 6, 2017 at 11:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: as for means of execution: That was a painfully long scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. I fell asleep watching that movie when it came out, and we got rained (fogged, actually) out. I fell asleep again, when we went back to see it. This is one case where the book is orders of magnitude better than the movie.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
not quite what I had in mind, and as for 2001, recall Bowman survived his experience
be thinking more along the lines of Big Banging me. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
anyone want to:
* be instantaneously transported to the center of the sun * be infected with rabies * be turned inside out * be dissolved in molten boron * be fucked to death by an elephant * be drowned in mercury * be eaten by tarantulas * suffer fatal medical malpractice while having a wart burned off your finger * die from developing a sudden allergy to water * rectal electrocution The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
BTW:
I'm not sure you can be drowned in mercury It is so dense that for you to be submerged in even a shallow depth of it would probably be fatal from the intense buoyancy force causing you to be crushed or macerated before you could actually drown The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Oh this is toooooo easy...
I want an All You Can Eat Buffet with no time limit on how long I have to finish it. 
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