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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 10:00 pm
T-Bone steak, medium rare, smothered with Crimini mushrooms and generously sprinkled with bleu cheese, a baked potato with chives and bleu cheese, broccoli cooked just until it is tender. For my demise, I choose an enema containing 5000mg of heroin, administered just after midnight. I'll never know what hit me, since I'll have my meal at 11 PM and will have passed out from drinking
this. If they're gonna kill me, I'm gonna hurt 'em a little, meself.
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 11:09 pm
For my final meal I would like the hearts of my enemies, served with roast potatoes and carrots. With plenty of gravy and a really good pavlova served with whipped cream and strawberries for dessert.
Accompanied by about a dozen bottles of Kilkenny.
Then they can give me a lethal injection while I'm passed out.
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 11:29 pm
as for means of execution:
superluminally expand me.
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RE: Your last meal
August 6, 2017 at 11:35 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2017 at 11:45 pm by c172.)
Be hanged in the
Chatham Dockyards, a venue in the movie Pierrepoint.
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RE: Your last meal
August 7, 2017 at 12:03 am
I think I'd like an order of tacos made with minced hearts of my executioners. Yeah, I'm cheating. I'm just so disappointed to have to eat heart tacos when I'd prefer fish. Escaping the dead executioners is my compensation.
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RE: Your last meal
August 7, 2017 at 12:35 am
(August 6, 2017 at 11:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: as for means of execution:
superluminally expand me.
That was a painfully long scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. I fell asleep watching that movie when it came out, and we got rained (fogged, actually) out. I fell asleep again, when we went back to see it. This is one case where the book is orders of magnitude better than the movie.
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RE: Your last meal
August 7, 2017 at 12:47 am
not quite what I had in mind, and as for 2001, recall Bowman survived his experience
be thinking more along the lines of Big Banging me.
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RE: Your last meal
August 7, 2017 at 1:04 am
anyone want to:
* be instantaneously transported to the center of the sun
* be infected with rabies
* be turned inside out
* be dissolved in molten boron
* be fucked to death by an elephant
* be drowned in mercury
* be eaten by tarantulas
* suffer fatal medical malpractice while having a wart burned off your finger
* die from developing a sudden allergy to water
* rectal electrocution
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RE: Your last meal
August 7, 2017 at 1:06 am
BTW:
I'm not sure you can be drowned in mercury
It is so dense that for you to be submerged in even a shallow depth of it would probably be fatal from the intense buoyancy force causing you to be crushed or macerated before you could actually drown
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