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Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
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RE: Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
September 5, 2017 at 9:58 pm
Unless I'm wrong, the "e" in FEMA is for emergency. 

Not having water is an emergency. Not having food is an emergency. Not having shelter is an emergency. Not having emergency care is an emergency.

How is not having a church an "emergency"?
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RE: Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
September 5, 2017 at 10:48 pm
(September 5, 2017 at 9:58 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Unless I'm wrong, the "e" in FEMA is for emergency. 

Not having water is an emergency. Not having food is an emergency. Not having shelter is an emergency. Not having emergency care is an emergency.

How is not having a church an "emergency"?

Not having Federal money for their church is an emergency.

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RE: Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
September 5, 2017 at 10:49 pm
(September 5, 2017 at 10:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 5, 2017 at 9:58 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Unless I'm wrong, the "e" in FEMA is for emergency. 

Not having water is an emergency. Not having food is an emergency. Not having shelter is an emergency. Not having emergency care is an emergency.

How is not having a church an "emergency"?

Not having Federal money for their church is an emergency.

Especially for the churches affiliated with Mammon.
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RE: Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
September 6, 2017 at 12:00 am
(September 5, 2017 at 10:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 5, 2017 at 9:58 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Unless I'm wrong, the "e" in FEMA is for emergency. 

Not having water is an emergency. Not having food is an emergency. Not having shelter is an emergency. Not having emergency care is an emergency.

How is not having a church an "emergency"?

Not having Federal money for their church is an emergency.

If it is Catholic churches, maybe the Vatican can sell off a couple of those stolen paintings and send the money to Texas. Or even some that aren't stolen. FFS, for an organization that looks forward to the alleged next life, they sure have a lot invested in the profane.
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RE: Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
September 6, 2017 at 1:01 am
(September 5, 2017 at 10:49 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 5, 2017 at 10:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Not having Federal money for their church is an emergency.

Especially for the churches affiliated with Mammon.

That's all of them.
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RE: Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
September 6, 2017 at 11:53 am
(September 6, 2017 at 12:00 am)Fireball Wrote:
(September 5, 2017 at 10:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Not having Federal money for their church is an emergency.

If it is Catholic churches, maybe the Vatican can sell off a couple of those stolen paintings and send the money to Texas. Or even some that aren't stolen. FFS, for an organization that looks forward to the alleged next life, they sure have a lot invested in the profane.

All the more reason to make kiddy diddling a sacrament. All the legal fees and punitive judgments could instead be spent on relief efforts instead.
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RE: Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
September 6, 2017 at 2:11 pm
(September 6, 2017 at 11:53 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 6, 2017 at 12:00 am)Fireball Wrote: If it is Catholic churches, maybe the Vatican can sell off a couple of those stolen paintings and send the money to Texas. Or even some that aren't stolen. FFS, for an organization that looks forward to the alleged next life, they sure have a lot invested in the profane.

All the more reason to make kiddy diddling a sacrament.  All the legal fees and punitive judgments could instead be spent on relief efforts instead.

Those legal fees and punitive judgments are the result of 'relief efforts'.
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RE: Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
September 6, 2017 at 2:54 pm
Use all the extra money you have from being tax free. Problem solved. Your welcome, Christians.
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