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Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
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Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
Always wanting to suck on the public tit.  Fuckers.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/texas-ch...f-worship/

Quote:Texas churches sue FEMA over policy of refusing disaster relief to houses of worship
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RE: Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
They never did like the idea of that wall separating church and state. They'd rather have a one way door.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Yeah.... but only for themselves.
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Jesus, they have captive audiences on hand to experience their proselytizing at full intensity. Seems like growing the herd would be compensation enough.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Why didn't their gawd protect their churches?!?
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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(September 5, 2017 at 3:16 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Why didn't their gawd protect their churches?!?

God would only protect those facilities franchised through affiliation with His One True Church.


Looks like Texas might be spread a bit thin in that regard . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(September 5, 2017 at 2:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Always wanting to suck on the public tit.  Fuckers.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/texas-ch...f-worship/

Quote:Texas churches sue FEMA over policy of refusing disaster relief to houses of worship

Church state separation Fema helps people not a damn religion.
And in any case why would they need Fema doesn't jesus supposedly help those who are in need anyways. Tongue
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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Does this truly surprise anyone?

They're tax exempt and milk billions from society every year, but they want more....

Let the fuckers pray.
Dying to live, living to die.
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(September 5, 2017 at 7:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Does this truly surprise anyone?

They're tax exempt and milk billions from society every year, but they want more....

Let the fuckers pay.

FTFY.

It's like Bill Maher said in one of his bits, the benefit of government services is for those who pay in. Take that tax exemption and shove it up jeebus' ass.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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"Fuck praying, let's sue!"

Way to go, guys ... putting your faith in attorneys.

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