I love cooking my family and my pets.
Boru
Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fun with/without commas.
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I love cooking my family and my pets.
Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
She had Brian, for dinner.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Let's eat grandma!
Sign on a public washroom:
'This Toilet Is ONLY For Elderly Pregnant Disabled Children' Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
My favourite from the side of motorways.
CCTV cameras take your rubbish home. To which I always shout, "do they! how handy" You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem
NOTICE: Seeing eye dogs service animals only
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