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I Should Resist But I Can't

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I Should Resist But I Can't
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I Should Resist But I Can't
September 19, 2017 at 11:42 am
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RE: I Should Resist But I Can't
September 19, 2017 at 11:47 am
I would suggest she's the prime suspect!
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RE: I Should Resist But I Can't
September 19, 2017 at 12:01 pm
I can't imagine C_L jogging all the way to Colorado Springs just to take a poop.

She's the inspiration, not the perspiration.
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RE: I Should Resist But I Can't
September 19, 2017 at 12:42 pm
it's a conspiracy . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: I Should Resist But I Can't
September 20, 2017 at 3:35 am
Jack Black will solve the case in no time... (don't watch if you're eating! hahaha)

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RE: I Should Resist But I Can't
September 20, 2017 at 3:03 pm
(September 19, 2017 at 11:47 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I would suggest she's the prime suspect!

Yeah, she should probably recuse herself... might be a conflict of interests Wink
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RE: I Should Resist But I Can't
September 22, 2017 at 4:07 pm
(September 19, 2017 at 11:42 am)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.3506044

Quote:Woman jogger dubbed ‘The Mad Pooper’ wanted by police for defecating outside a family’s home 

We should put C/L on the case.  She'd solve it in no time!

OH MY GOSH HOW DID I MISS THIS!!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: I Should Resist But I Can't
September 22, 2017 at 4:08 pm
Maybe it was a "miracle?"
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RE: I Should Resist But I Can't
September 22, 2017 at 4:08 pm
Dude, this has GOT to be some sort of fetish issue. She gets off on pooping in public. There's no other reason why she would intentionally be doing this.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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September 22, 2017 at 4:21 pm
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