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What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 12:36 am
And you were a cat person? Would you accept that you were doomed to the Big Litter Box?
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RE: What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 12:57 am (This post was last modified: October 7, 2017 at 1:14 am by ignoramus.)
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 1:10 am
Dogs do exist.
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RE: What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 1:20 am
Indeed they do.

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This is Fred and Wilma and I have a yard full of dog shit to pick up tomorrow.
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RE: What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 6:19 am
(October 7, 2017 at 1:20 am)Minimalist Wrote: Indeed they do.

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This is Fred and Wilma and I have a yard full of dog shit to pick up tomorrow.

Fred and Wilma? From the creationist documentary "the flinstones"?
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RE: What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 8:24 am
Yes. Unlike Paul and Sandy from the Futuristic novel "The Stones."

I don't get it either.

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RE: What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 12:03 pm
(October 7, 2017 at 6:19 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(October 7, 2017 at 1:20 am)Minimalist Wrote: Indeed they do.

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This is Fred and Wilma and I have a yard full of dog shit to pick up tomorrow.

Fred and Wilma? From the creationist documentary "the flinstones"?

Exactly.
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RE: What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 12:37 pm
(October 7, 2017 at 1:20 am)Minimalist Wrote: Indeed they do.

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This is Fred and Wilma and I have a yard full of dog shit to pick up tomorrow.
Looks like they'd get along with our cats, Bonnie and Clyde.
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RE: What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 1:12 pm
Fred doesn't like cats.  They walk along the top of the cinder block wall and flip him the bird. 


Fucking cats.
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RE: What would you do if you found out Dog existed?
October 7, 2017 at 2:44 pm
(October 7, 2017 at 1:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fred doesn't like cats.  They walk along the top of the cinder block wall and flip him the bird. 


Fucking cats.

Fred sounds like he's easily trolled.  Sleepy
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