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Gwyneth Paltrow
#11
RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
Analysis prayer beads!
Thanks autocorrect! I think that's a new level of stupid you've reached....
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#12
RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
Let's just wait and see if/when she advocates cutting off your right ring finger for some bizarre reason:

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Please tell me I'm not the only person here to get this joke...
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#13
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(October 8, 2017 at 11:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Let's just wait and see if/when she advocates cutting off your right ring finger for some bizarre reason:

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Please tell me I'm not the only person here to get this joke...

I don't get it. Is it from a movie she was in?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#14
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(October 8, 2017 at 8:09 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 7:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Anal prayer beads, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god,...............

You had to know I'd go there. (slurp)

I just came.

Well at least you're using the prayers beads for a practical purpose.
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#15
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I think I heard about the crazy shit Gwyneth Paltrow is selling from the Joe Rogan show, he' an atheist so it's not really hypocritical in that sense.  Joe Rogan probably believes in some bullshit somewhere down the line though, he sells a lot of health products that I think are at least questionable.

As for Stephen Colbert I don't know the details of his beliefs.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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#16
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The good thing about Joe Rogan is that he will change his beliefs if presented with superior evidence, like he did with the moon landing.
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#17
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(October 8, 2017 at 11:18 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 11:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Let's just wait and see if/when she advocates cutting off your right ring finger for some bizarre reason:

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Please tell me I'm not the only person here to get this joke...

I don't get it.  Is it from a movie she was in?


Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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#18
RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
Speaking about celebs and Colbert few moths ago he had Zosia Mamet and she was telling him about aura photography (how "it's real") and yet he didn't mock her or explained how it's BS, but rather was giving her a rancid look like "what! this uneducated little brat actually thinks that she can teach me!" And to be fair Zosia is a special kind of turkey considering she flunked even the private schools. I mean I can understand people not finishing public schooling, which can get really bad, but when you have rich parents that pay you top tutors which dedicate time to you and you still manage to fail it - bah.





But to be fair it's also her crazy dad to be blamed considering how he went right past decade or two. Although Jewish Right he still believes stories in the Bible really happened and beats himself from not going into Vietnam war, so no wonder he encourages his kids to leave school and be stupid, because they probably teach them that Noah and the flood couldn't happen. So you have Zosia who believes she is an Indigo child which means she thinks of herself as an alien from another planet which was "revealed" to Lee Carroll by an entity he calls Kryon. And if you read description of Indigo children traits on his webpage indigochild.com you see it's a description of a spoiled dumb brat, like:

-They come into the world with a feeling of royalty (and often act like it)
-They have difficulty with absolute authority (authority without explanation or choice).
-They simply will not do certain things; for example, waiting in line is difficult for them.
They seem antisocial unless they are with their own kind. If there are no others of like consciousness around them, they often turn inward, feeling like no other human understands them. School is often extremely difficult for them socially. [Yeah she really found encouragement to be stupid in this one]

So there you go. Dave created another stupid celebrity that advertises dumb shit to people that can lead them to harm.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#19
RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
(October 10, 2017 at 12:03 am)Rev. Rye Wrote:


Oh, I actually saw that movie. I just didn't remember the movie that well or that part.
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#20
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(October 8, 2017 at 6:59 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I just bought a pet rock off ebay from her for 10 dollars?
10 dollars smells a bit fishy....



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