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2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
#1
2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
For me I would say

1. Do something significant for my country. My dream is to represent my country in boxing. More or less it's still just a dream..

2. 1 son and 1 daughter Big Grin Big Grin
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#2
RE: 2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
give Brett Favre another opportunity to lose a Superbowl ring . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: 2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
1- Learn my cliches properly!
2 - Take the Mrs to Vegas as promised
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#4
RE: 2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
1.  Piss in the bucket.

2.  Twice.
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#5
RE: 2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
1. Get a job.
2. Get a girlfriend/have sex.

and yes, this is a pathetically low bar.
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#6
RE: 2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
Um I really don't want anything.

1, In my utopia one more Redskins Superbowl for the superfluous selfish side of me.

2. To not see it coming.

1. If I am being altruistic would be to put the Imams and Clerics and Bibi and Robertnuts all in one room, and say, "HEY ASSHOLES, I LIVE HERE TOO, DON'T BLOW MY HOME UP".

2. Repeat altruistic wish #1.

(October 10, 2017 at 4:33 pm)Industrial Lad Wrote: 1. Get a job.
2. Get a girlfriend/have sex.

and yes, this is a pathetically low bar.

No it isn't. I don't work either. I also don't have sex either.

Now, if you are mooching to the point family or friends are being drained that is one thing. But if you need the support and others willingly give it to you and they have the means, never feel bad about that.

The only "pathetic" people to me are scam artists, cons. I have seen plenty of people wearing suits whom don't hesitate to fleece people below them and don't feel a lick of guilt about it.

We have a grifter occupying the White House right now, and that moron has been through several marriages. I am sure whatever job you could get, you'd be more honorable and moral than 45.

It is not so much what you do for a living, or whom supports you, but always more about how they treat you and how you treat others. And as long as you don't fuck others over financially and they give to you and you help out in return, it is nobody's business how you live your life.
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#7
RE: 2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
1. Visit Sweden again. Been a while since I've been back there. Really shouldn't keep putting it off.

2. Attend my mother's funeral. Fucking hell if she outlives me... I mean I'm fine with her living to be 100, as long as I'm still alive a day afterwards.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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#8
RE: 2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
Have at least 2 kids...

That's it.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#9
RE: 2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
1. See every thing Guadi ever designed in Barcelona.

2. Two more wishes.
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#10
RE: 2 things you want to do before you hit the bucket
1. Get rid of my dyscalculia.
3. Leave my sarcasm behind.
2. Learn to be actually funny.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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