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You know what I've always wondered?

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You know what I've always wondered?
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 18, 2017 at 10:10 pm
How many random people's photos am I in the background of?
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 18, 2017 at 10:12 pm
Does Jim Carey act all goofy when he's alone?
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 18, 2017 at 10:14 pm (This post was last modified: October 18, 2017 at 10:15 pm by Aegon.)
(October 18, 2017 at 12:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

If a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood, how would it provide for Tina and the baby? It's only 6 weeks until they're moving into a studio apartment in Lower Woodchucksville, closer to the river and the woodmarkets than they might have preferred.

But money is tight even for woodchucks who can chuck wood, so what hope do they have? 3 weeks out of work, 2 months until young Carrie is due, and winter's on its way...
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#34
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 18, 2017 at 10:15 pm
I wonder why I can't think of anything to wonder about besides this right now?
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 3:10 am (This post was last modified: October 19, 2017 at 3:10 am by ignoramus.)
I'm wondering where Vorlon is...?
What if he's got his leg stuck under a tractor for the last 2 days!

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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 11:22 am
(October 18, 2017 at 9:36 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(October 18, 2017 at 7:21 pm)Losty Wrote: What's a fig roll?

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They're British biscuits (cookies) that have fig inside of them and are in the shape of rolls.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a cookie to the Brits?  Seriously.  Why is there a distinction?  Is it a hardness thing?  Biscuits are hard, cookies are soft?  Because to me, a Ginger Snap is as much a cookie as a chocolate chip cookie is even though one is hard and the other is soft, while a biscuit is a flaky muffin.  I have honestly never under stood this distinction in British English.

Also, if the British call french fries chips, what do you call potato chips?  Are they both just "chips"? How do you avoid confusion? Because there are restaurant options here where you can choose a side of fries or a side of chips. For Brits would it be a side of chips or.... chips?

Americans have improved on the the English language in so many ways...


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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 11:52 am
What you call cookies are biscuits. What you call biscuits are scones, rolls or muffins. The distinction between cookies and biscuits has nothing to do with hardness.

What you call 'chips' are properly called 'crisps'.

Right now, I'm wondering how you couldn't have already known this.

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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 11:57 am
(October 19, 2017 at 11:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What you call cookies are biscuits. What you call biscuits are scones, rolls or muffins. The distinction between cookies and biscuits has nothing to do with hardness.

What you call 'chips' are properly called 'crisps'.

Right now, I'm wondering how you couldn't have already known this.

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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 12:18 pm
(October 19, 2017 at 11:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What you call cookies are biscuits. What you call biscuits are scones, rolls or muffins. The distinction between cookies and biscuits has nothing to do with hardness.

What you call 'chips' are properly called 'crisps'.

Right now, I'm wondering how you couldn't have already known this.

Boru

Then what is a cookie to you? Or do you even have them?
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 12:19 pm
If windows knows what error code to display it can bloody well tell me what the fuck it means.



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