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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 4:09 pm
(October 19, 2017 at 3:25 pm)JackRussell Wrote: (October 18, 2017 at 10:01 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Post your random questions here.
Here's one I've been thinking of for a long time that actually got me "warning points" on a Harry Potter forum for asking
If you're an animagus and you mate with a real animal of your animagus form and either get pregnant or get that animal pregnant... would the baby born be human or animal? Or a natural animagus?
I've never wondered that.
But why can spiders become bald when rubbed. What does it mean to them. Why would anyone care. Why would somebody rub a spider.
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 4:16 pm
Well that's just odd to me.
But i respect that.
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 4:21 pm
(October 19, 2017 at 2:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (October 19, 2017 at 12:20 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Why is it that almost every time there's a character in a show or book named Chad, odds are good he's going to be a douchebag? Just don't go to an "incel" chat page and use your name there.
Incels are seriously frightening. I happened on a page once. I got really paranoid about rape for a minute.
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 4:25 pm
What's an incel?
Is this something about rape culture?
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 4:30 pm
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Another Euthyphro moment.
Is an orange called an orange because it is orange, or is orange called orange because it is the colour of an orange?
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 4:33 pm
(October 19, 2017 at 4:30 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Another Euthyphro moment.
Is an orange called an orange because it is orange, or is orange called orange because it is the colour of an orange?
Theist response:
Blood oranges exist therefore you are a shit.
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 4:44 pm
(October 19, 2017 at 4:25 pm)JackRussell Wrote: What's an incel?
Is this something about rape culture?
Google it, holy shit you have to google it......
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 5:26 pm
Why did god put the playground and the dump right next to each other?
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 5:28 pm
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(October 19, 2017 at 12:18 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: (October 19, 2017 at 11:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What you call cookies are biscuits. What you call biscuits are scones, rolls or muffins. The distinction between cookies and biscuits has nothing to do with hardness.
What you call 'chips' are properly called 'crisps'.
Right now, I'm wondering how you couldn't have already known this.
Boru
Then what is a cookie to you? Or do you even have them?
We have these biscuits called 'chocolate chip cookies' that are not cookies at all and are actually biscuits (although you'd call them cookies).
Confusing, yes?
It's the Britishian way.
Chips are fat french fries. And fat french fries must never be called "fat french fies" (so please call me a "cunthead")... they must be always referred to as "chips".
Thin french fries are always called simply "french fries". And usually unless we're copying Americans we never call them "fries" but always either "French Fries" or just "chips." French Fries can be referred to as "chips" but chips as in big-fat-assed-chips must never ever be referred to as "fries" or "french fries".
Potato chips are always called "crisps." Except cheesy poofs that are usually referred to as either "Wotsits" or "cheesy puffs".
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 19, 2017 at 6:06 pm
(October 19, 2017 at 4:30 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Another Euthyphro moment.
Is an orange called an orange because it is orange, or is orange called orange because it is the colour of an orange?
It's the fruit that named the color - the color name wasn't used until like the 16th century.
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