I'm too old for this shit

[WinterHold]

An old friend of mine posted this on facebook: "Every day I find more that I'm getting too old for this shit".

So I immediately remembered Lethal Weapon:





But I'm too old for this shit. I'm becoming 26 now.
When I joined this forum, I was 23.
But you were nice companions; fellas.
I'm too old for this shit. When you grow up like this; you begin to look at time differently. Time in life is quite quick; it's not slow as we used to think as kids; if you're a teenager or a child; don't you ever believe grown ups when tell you "you have all life in front of you" or "time is long; you can do it" or shit like this; no; time is very very very short.

You will be old in an instance; just like me; just like Riggs, just like many members in this forum, just like Obama, just like Trump, just like whoever.







I was a young boy that had big plans.
Now I'm just another shitty old man.
I don't have fun and I hate everything.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

Glory days don't mean shit to me.
I drank a six pack of apathy.
Life's a bitch and so am I.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
I had a young and optimisitic point of view.
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat.
Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad.
I'm always rude i've got a bad attitude.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up.
I don't have sex `cause i can't get it up.
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
I had a young and optimisitic point of view.
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

I was a young boy that had big plans.
Now I'm just another shitty old man.
I don't have fun and I hate everything.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

Glory days don't mean shit to me.
I drank a six pack of apathy.
Life's a bitch and so am I.
The world owes me, so fuck you.
The world owes me, so fuck you.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

[Succubus]

[WinterHold]

Not negativity, but decomposition and crossing to the old region kicks like a bitch.

[Little lunch]

Young people say the silliest things sometimes. :-)

[chimp3]

Atlas, I am 58. You are one whiny 26 year old.

[Joods]

I'm 46, Atlas. You act like you've lived a full life and shit.

Become a parent, lose your own parents, watch one of your kids graduate from high school, have a mid life crisis.

THEN you can say you've lived half a life.

Call your mother and tell her you love her.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Atlas, I am 58. You are one whiny 26 year old.

I'm 66.6 and I'm not whiney. 

[brewer]

Yeah, I'll cut him some slack. He's got some pretty big things on his plate. This thread does not surprise me.

[WinterHold]

Young people say the silliest things sometimes. :-)

Thank you, LL. But just like I crossed 20 years off; I'll cross another 20; and hey I'm old in no time!

[Foxaèr]

Seems to me that Facebook is the problem. Good thing I abandoned that evil cesspool a long time ago.