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U.S. States without the i's.
Tiberius Offline
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U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 4:40 pm
In honour of you yanks removing perfectly decent i's from words like Aluminium, we (myself, Shinylight, and chasm) decided to remove all the i's from the names of the U.S. States. Here is the result:

Alabama
Alaska
Arzona
Arkansas
Calforna
Colorado
Connectcut
Delaware
Florda
Georga
Hawa
Daho
Llnos
Ndana
Owa
Kansas
Kentucky
Lousana
Mane
Maryland
Massachusetts
Mchgan
Mnnesota
Msssspp
Mssour
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshre
New Jersey
New Mexco
New York
North Carolna
North Dakota
Oho
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvana
Rhode Sland
South Carolna
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Vrgna
Washngton
West Vrgna
Wsconsn
Wyomng

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RE: U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 4:43 pm
We're too funny Big Grin
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RE: U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 5:05 pm
(October 27, 2010 at 4:40 pm)Tiberius Wrote: In honour of you yanks removing perfectly decent i's from words like Aluminium, we (myself, Shinylight, and chasm) decided to remove all the i's from the names of the U.S. States. Here is the result:

Interesting.... you removed all the i's from the states. Now if you could just remove all the dumbasses from our Congress....

Remember: Politicians and baby diapers should be changed often for the same reason!

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RE: U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 5:20 pm
I rather don't understand the point of removing the letter i from the names of states. I don't have any particular love of them as it is... but it seems rather pointless to me. Aluminum doesn't need a second i, either.

You brits are superfluous. Smile
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RE: U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 5:54 pm
(October 27, 2010 at 4:43 pm)Shinylight Wrote: We're too funny Big Grin




You guys just can't get over losing the war, huh?
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RE: U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 5:55 pm
We let you win Wink
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RE: U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 6:00 pm
(October 27, 2010 at 4:40 pm)Tiberius Wrote: In honour of you yanks removing perfectly decent i's from words like Aluminium,

We were trying to help you brits with the proper pronounciations of the American language.


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RE: U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 6:12 pm
(October 27, 2010 at 5:55 pm)Tiberius Wrote: We let you win Wink

No the French and Spanish helped the U.S. out a lot. You lost. Now go put your red coat away, it's over. Big Grin
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RE: U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 6:24 pm
(October 27, 2010 at 5:55 pm)Tiberius Wrote: We let you win Wink
Keep telling yourself that.
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RE: U.S. States without the i's.
October 27, 2010 at 6:30 pm
(October 27, 2010 at 5:55 pm)Tiberius Wrote: We let you win Wink

You got your asses kicked by idiots.

Anyway, the Unted States of Amerca can't be read right without the is.
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