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the World Ends (maybe)
#11
RE: the World Ends (maybe)
I thought this was going to be some jewish thing but I see the dates don't quite align.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#12
RE: the World Ends (maybe)
2000 people isn't enough people. IIRC, you need like 50,000 and there needs to be some effort at not picking folks with any more consanguinity than necessary.

Go check out the disturbing increase in genetic anomalies in the Amish and why they are susceptible.
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#13
RE: the World Ends (maybe)
(November 11, 2017 at 7:04 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: No. It won't. The date is not special enough.

You need to believe in something like 12/12/2012.
Or 13/13/2013 (I know; the month; maybe the machine needs batteries...ha                
ha                    
ha).

My sense of humor is one of the causes of apocalypse; I know..
I told a joke that cracked the ozone layer once....


Actually, 15/12/2017 IS the perfect date for the world to end. Attend:

1+5+1+2+2+0+1+7 = 19.  1+9= 10.  Coincidence?  I think not. 

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#14
RE: the World Ends (maybe)
(November 11, 2017 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 11, 2017 at 7:04 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: No. It won't. The date is not special enough.

You need to believe in something like 12/12/2012.
Or 13/13/2013 (I know; the month; maybe the machine needs batteries...ha                
ha                    
ha).

My sense of humor is one of the causes of apocalypse; I know..
I told a joke that cracked the ozone layer once....


Actually, 15/12/2017 IS the perfect date for the world to end. Attend:

1+5+1+2+2+0+1+7 = 19.  1+9= 10.  Coincidence?  I think not. 

Boru



You left out the 17/23 correlation . . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#15
RE: the World Ends (maybe)
Prime numbers are excluded from prophetic algebraic calculations...It's in the bible somewhere...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#16
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Who's Barry?
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#17
RE: the World Ends (maybe)
(November 11, 2017 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 11, 2017 at 7:04 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: No. It won't. The date is not special enough.

You need to believe in something like 12/12/2012.
Or 13/13/2013 (I know; the month; maybe the machine needs batteries...ha                
ha                    
ha).

My sense of humor is one of the causes of apocalypse; I know..
I told a joke that cracked the ozone layer once....


Actually, 15/12/2017 IS the perfect date for the world to end. Attend:

1+5+1+2+2+0+1+7 = 19.  1+9= 10.  Coincidence?  I think not. 

Boru

Yes yes I see!
Not at all..not at all it's not by luck.

But you're ignoring 13/13/2013 ! Concentrate; dear Boru:

Take the one in every number and add:
"1" 3
"1" 3
2 0 "1" 3
---------------
= 3

Then, subtract the 3 from each number to get:
10
10
2010

You see?
Exactly !!
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#18
RE: the World Ends (maybe)
Looks like Barry has one fucked up day in his near future.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#19
RE: the World Ends (maybe)
(November 11, 2017 at 3:26 am)ignoramus Wrote: You do realise we fucked that one up first before we migrated to earth, right?

I s'pose the fallout has settled down by now...
Anyway, there better be pizza shops there! With free delivery!




(If it's not there in 7 years, it's free!) Big Grin

I should hope so; it only takes around six-seven months from Earth. What are they doing, walking it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#20
RE: the World Ends (maybe)
Actually, the whole Universe already ended on January the 21st 2005, and was replaced by an identical backup copy. The proof is that all our history, memories etc are of the identical Universe, exactly as they would have been for the Prime version, just as you would expect. I wrote a paper on it for the journal Astronomy and Astrophysics, but so far I haven't heard back from the editor.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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