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Trevor Noah for Pres, "The Nukes Of Hazzard'
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Trevor Noah for Pres, "The Nukes Of Hazzard'


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RE: Trevor Noah for Pres, "The Nukes Of Hazzard'
For the record, there are three criteria one has to fit in order to be eligible. Trevor Noah does not fit any of them.

To quote article 2, section 1 of the U.S. Constitution: “No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.”

Trevor Noah was born on February 20, 1984 in Johannesburg. So, he’s not a natural born citizen, and he’s 33 years old, a full two years younger than the minimum. Also, he only moved to America in 2011, so, even if he was born in America, decided to make it in South Africa for whatever reason, and decided to come back, he would have to have done so by 2003 in order to be eligible.

Pity, since he seems to have a better head on his shoulders than the guys who’s currently running the country.
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RE: Trevor Noah for Pres, "The Nukes Of Hazzard'
(November 16, 2017 at 10:26 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: For the record, there are three criteria one has to fit in order to be eligible. Trevor Noah does not fit any of them.

To quote article 2, section 1 of the U.S. Constitution: “No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.”

Trevor Noah was born on February 20, 1984 in Johannesburg. So, he’s not a natural born citizen, and he’s 33 years old, a full two years younger than the minimum. Also, he only moved to America in 2011, so, even if he was born in America, decided to make it in South Africa for whatever reason, and decided to come back, he would have to have done so by 2003 in order to be eligible.

Pity, since he seems to have a better head on his shoulders than the guys who’s currently running the country.

Did you mean to rule out all the US Dems ?

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RE: Trevor Noah for Pres, "The Nukes Of Hazzard'
(November 16, 2017 at 10:26 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: For the record, there are three criteria one has to fit in order to be eligible. Trevor Noah does not fit any of them.

To quote article 2, section 1 of the U.S. Constitution: “No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.”

Trevor Noah was born on February 20, 1984 in Johannesburg. So, he’s not a natural born citizen, and he’s 33 years old, a full two years younger than the minimum. Also, he only moved to America in 2011, so, even if he was born in America, decided to make it in South Africa for whatever reason, and decided to come back, he would have to have done so by 2003 in order to be eligible.

Pity, since he seems to have a better head on his shoulders than the guys who’s currently running the country.

SARCASM?

No he cant because he wasn't born here. But that didn't stop 45 from being a fucking asshole perpetuating the lie that ANOTHER black guy WAS born here was not born here. HAWAII IS A STATE.

I know he cant run, but if he could, I am quite sure Trevor is far smarter and empathetic than the pile of shit being baby sat right now.

THAT'S WHY I PUT IT IN THE HUMOR SECTION.
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RE: Trevor Noah for Pres, "The Nukes Of Hazzard'
Yeah, sometimes it can be hard to tell when one is being sarcastic, especially when the person doing it can't rely on inflections to give away their intent and doesn't include some sort of context so we can tell (note: even psychologists point out this is a problem), and the person on the receiving end has an autism spectrum disorder.
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RE: Trevor Noah for Pres, "The Nukes Of Hazzard'
(November 16, 2017 at 11:08 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Yeah, sometimes it can be hard to tell when one is being sarcastic, especially when the person doing it can't rely on inflections to give away their intent and doesn't include some sort of context so we can tell (note: even psychologists point out this is a problem), and the person on the receiving end has an autism spectrum disorder.

Ok, fair enough. I miss ques myself too. My problem in missing those ques isn't the same diagnosis as you say you have. But I do get it. 

Suddenly being taken away from your biological family at the age of 5, then being raised by authoritarian parents on a street full of bullies didn't help. So by the time I got older and had real friends, even then it was hard to tell. I was in LD classes growing up. I have depression and A.D.D. so even without autism, I do understand. 

Text is a bitch sometimes. I thought I made that clear by posting it in the humor section. I agree with his satire, and even if he were born here, I do think he'd make a far better leader regardless. 

I wont make any bones about how much I despise 45. But as far as everyday life missing ques is common.
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