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U.S. Navy Pilot draws penis in air
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RE: U.S. Navy Pilot draws penis in air
November 18, 2017 at 2:14 pm (This post was last modified: November 18, 2017 at 2:15 pm by johan.)
(November 17, 2017 at 8:46 pm)Fireball Wrote: "But one householder told KREM 2 she was upset about having to explain to her children what the vapour trail's shape represented."

She was upset at HAVING to explain it? Was someone holding a gun to her head?

Kid: Mommy what's that?
Mom: Its a drawing that is in poor taste.
Kid: What's it supposed to be?
Mom: I'm not really sure but I've been told by others that most people find it in poor taste.

How fucking hard is that?
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RE: U.S. Navy Pilot draws penis in air
November 18, 2017 at 2:38 pm
UPDATE, he wasn't punished for making the penis, but for making cumtrails. <----- No, that was not my joke, just heard it online today.
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RE: U.S. Navy Pilot draws penis in air
November 18, 2017 at 3:17 pm
(November 18, 2017 at 2:14 pm)johan Wrote:
(November 17, 2017 at 8:46 pm)Fireball Wrote: "But one householder told KREM 2 she was upset about having to explain to her children what the vapour trail's shape represented."

She was upset at HAVING to explain it? Was someone holding a gun to her head?

Kid: Mommy what's that?
Mom: Its a drawing that is in poor taste.
Kid: What's it supposed to be?
Mom: I'm not really sure but I've been told by others that most people find it in poor taste.

How fucking hard is that?

Sadly, some people aren't smart enough to lie.
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RE: U.S. Navy Pilot draws penis in air
November 18, 2017 at 5:07 pm
(November 18, 2017 at 2:14 pm)johan Wrote:
(November 17, 2017 at 8:46 pm)Fireball Wrote: "But one householder told KREM 2 she was upset about having to explain to her children what the vapour trail's shape represented."

She was upset at HAVING to explain it? Was someone holding a gun to her head?

Kid: Mommy what's that?
Mom: Its a drawing that is in poor taste.
Kid: What's it supposed to be?
Mom: I'm not really sure but I've been told by others that most people find it in poor taste.

How fucking hard is that?

Why not just say "it's a mushroom?"

Was she afraid her kids would say "Mom, don't you know what a cock looks like?"
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RE: U.S. Navy Pilot draws penis in air
November 18, 2017 at 5:15 pm
I find it neat to be able to draw that. Those guys are pilots and artists lol.
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November 18, 2017 at 5:16 pm
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RE: U.S. Navy Pilot draws penis in air
November 18, 2017 at 11:52 pm
(November 18, 2017 at 2:38 pm)Brian37 Wrote: UPDATE, he wasn't punished for making the penis, but for making cumtrails. <----- No, that was not my joke, just heard it online today.

Err, and what substance was being ejaculated by those huge engine nozzles?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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November 19, 2017 at 12:58 am
I work at a school and a couple of weeks ago one lunchtime about 50 kids laid out bags, books, water bottles, themselves etc... into the shape of a massive cock on the playing field whilst friends took photos from the top floor of the building. The Head was not amused...
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RE: U.S. Navy Pilot draws penis in air
November 23, 2017 at 6:15 pm
This is art.
The bugle sounds as the charge begins

But on this battlefield no one wins

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RE: U.S. Navy Pilot draws penis in air
November 23, 2017 at 10:12 pm
(November 19, 2017 at 12:58 am)Patrick33 Wrote: I work at a school and a couple of weeks ago one lunchtime about 50 kids laid out bags, books, water bottles, themselves etc... into the shape of a massive cock on the playing field whilst friends took photos from the top floor of the building. The Head was not amused...

Fucking brilliant, all is not lost.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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