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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 3:01 am
(November 26, 2017 at 2:56 am)Haipule Wrote: (November 26, 2017 at 2:06 am)KevinM1 Wrote: I think he's implying that his god lifted the truck to save the cat.
Which is funny to me, since in my area of the world, everything from squirrels to household pets (usually cats) to deer and moose are hit by vehicles with some regularity, with most of the drivers believing in one of the variations of the god he believes in. Shit, I almost hit a freaking owl several years ago at night because it caught its prey in my lane.
Animals in the road... pretty mundane. You want weird? Try tripping on ketamine. Back in the late 80s/early 90s my surgeon used it as my general anesthetic (or, part of a cocktail). It's the reason why I laugh at all the NDE threads. I know firsthand what a brain can do when it's being chemically altered. I still vividly remember several of my hallucinations. And I'm talking shit like seeing my own mother operate on me, being on a floating island in a purple-gray void with lightning in the background as 3D letters whizzed by me while everything smelled of ozone and rain, etc. I didn't imply anything. It defies explanation. Looking back, I have done experiments with ElectroMagnetism because my opinion is the truck was in an EM bubble(don't know what else to call it). In an EM bubble, gravity can't recognize weight and the light bending around means I was also invisible. Yet, how did I get in an EM bubble? I could point to God, or angels or, whatever but, I would rather understand the mechanics. It is mechanically possible naturally because I've seen it. I'm getting to understanding it and soon I will fly again and I will be Gravity Man! Gravity is a scalar force. The vector of weight is down. In an EM bubble, you would be fully weight but you would experience no wind or G-force. I could stop on a dime and give you 9 cents change!
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 3:09 am
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(November 26, 2017 at 1:01 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: I think he "jumped over" the cat, ie hit a makeshift ramp in the road and went airborne. Damned kids and their skateboard ramp! And the cats going, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 3:56 am
Just...why...?
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 4:01 am
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 6:06 am
(November 26, 2017 at 12:10 am)Haipule Wrote: What is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you? Something that defies explanation.
About ten years ago, I was driving home late from work in a residential area near my home. I was driving my wife's new Ranger when all of a sudden a cat darts right in front of me! I slammed on the brakes and nothing! I just kept going! I let the brake off and reapplied them and stopped. I then got out of the truck to see if I could help the cat. There was no cat.
Continuing home, I kept slamming on the brakes to make sure they worked as it was my wife's vehicle. They worked every time. When I turned onto my street, it dawns on me that the reason the brakes seemed to not work was because the truck was in flight!
I would expect that the answer is "something else"
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 6:17 am
Bit of advice, Haipule - there's a Robert De Niro film you might want to watch called 'The King Of Comedy'. Might save you a world of trouble in later life.
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 7:38 am
I once threw a cheezel at my friend from a few metres away.
He was opening his mouth to protest and it went straight in.
So he spat it into his hand and threw it back at me and it went straight into my laughing mouth. Yuck.
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 8:21 am
My life is weird. Weird is the word of the day! Every day!
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 1:33 pm
Cadaver lab. I was an observer only. Thankfully not looking up.
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
November 26, 2017 at 2:45 pm
(November 26, 2017 at 12:10 am)Haipule Wrote: What is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you? Something that defies explanation.
About ten years ago, I was driving home late from work in a residential area near my home. I was driving my wife's new Ranger when all of a sudden a cat darts right in front of me! I slammed on the brakes and nothing! I just kept going! I let the brake off and reapplied them and stopped. I then got out of the truck to see if I could help the cat. There was no cat.
Continuing home, I kept slamming on the brakes to make sure they worked as it was my wife's vehicle. They worked every time. When I turned onto my street, it dawns on me that the reason the brakes seemed to not work was because the truck was in flight!
I hate the phrasing of this question. Not having an answer to what you perceive, or not wanting to consider that a natural answer is there is the real issue. This phrasing allows the religious and superstitious to stupidly say "SEE SEE SEE, since you don't know, my gap answer is the explanation."
Certainly I have had things happen to me I didn't understand at the time. But the real reason wasn't anything super natural, magical, or wooish. I simply was not aware that the human brain gap fills.
When I was a kid, I "saw" my dead grandmother standing at the foot of my bed. Another time I "saw" my dead father standing at the foot of my bed. I even once had that "floating outside my body". They were only real in the sense my brain was fooling me.
Point is, there is no magic, nothing supernatural going on. It simply freaked you out.
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