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Communion/transubstantiation question
#11
RE: Communion/transubstantiation question
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#12
RE: Communion/transubstantiation question
(December 2, 2017 at 10:47 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Has any theists said exactly where in the process that transubstantiation takes place? Mouth, esophagus, stomach, intestine, colon, rectum? Or considered that they eventually poop jesus?

So Min was right after all?
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#13
RE: Communion/transubstantiation question
(December 2, 2017 at 6:03 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(December 2, 2017 at 10:47 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Has any theists said exactly where in the process that transubstantiation takes place? Mouth, esophagus, stomach, intestine, colon, rectum? Or considered that they eventually poop jesus?

So Min was right after all?

What happens when coprophagiacs eat at church?
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#14
RE: Communion/transubstantiation question
(December 2, 2017 at 10:47 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Has any theists said exactly where in the process that transubstantiation takes place? Mouth, esophagus, stomach, intestine, colon, rectum? Or considered that they eventually poop jesus?

You left out vas deferens.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Communion/transubstantiation question
(December 2, 2017 at 7:39 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(December 2, 2017 at 10:47 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Has any theists said exactly where in the process that transubstantiation takes place? Mouth, esophagus, stomach, intestine, colon, rectum? Or considered that they eventually poop jesus?

You left out vas deferens.

Jesus only goes there in married hetero persons. Seeesh.
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#16
RE: Communion/transubstantiation question
(December 2, 2017 at 7:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(December 2, 2017 at 7:39 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You left out vas deferens.

Jesus only goes there in married hetero persons. Seeesh.

The Church is changing its (her) mind again on this issue:

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(Francis before the Most Blessed Sacrament: “Apathetic look, no disposition of prayer”)

Doesn't look too excited, does he?

https://catholictruthblog.com/2017/03/26...sacrament/
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