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Life is not like a box of chocolates
#11
RE: Life is not like a box of chocolates
all coconut . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#12
RE: Life is not like a box of chocolates
Life IS like a box of chocolates - you know what you're going to get. Fat, most likely.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#13
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life's like a roller coaster ride



"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#14
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Life is like a box of chocolates where about 1/3 of them contain deadly diseases.  And you have to eat at least half.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#15
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Life imitates pooping.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#16
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Crunchy Frog
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#17
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(December 11, 2017 at 9:42 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(December 11, 2017 at 7:40 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: No shit. "Life is like a box of chocolates" is meant for an idiot, Forrest Gump, who is grasping the world with his limited intelligence.

Its a bad metaphor anyway. Every box of chocolates I've ever had has had a description of what each chocolate is on the lid.

If you lose the lid you can always tell which ones are the caramels, they have teeth marks on them.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#18
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I hate boxed chocolates..... give me a bag of M&Ms.
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#19
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It's called "no bed of roses" !
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#20
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