Why are atheists so magnificent?

[The Valkyrie]

Trick question.

[vulcanlogician]

Isn't ATHEISM so much better than the religion of science?

(BTW, anyone got'ny drugs?)

[brewer]

Isn't ATHEISM so much better than the religion of science?

(BTW, anyone got'ny drugs?)

I can't see your post. Switch dimensions please.

[Pat Mustard]

It seems like a lot of us walk around, knowing that we all know the meaning of life, attacking peoples religious beliefs because they don't know the answers like we do. Which is great. People aren't entitled to their beliefs, they should grow up, so I want to know what gives theists the the right to be such stupid immature halfwitted assholes? If they want to believe we're all just floating around the back of a giant space turtle who's fighting a dragon then where's the sense in that? I haven't been in space or fought dragons in ages. If that is what makes them happy and they're failing to work on making this world a better place to be in, I don't see an upside. I'm not saying all atheists are fucking geniuses like me, but most of us are and theists are all 100% idiots and the spawn of the Satan that we don't believe in. And from what I can tell it's a good chunk of us who really are fucking geniuses like me. What makes us atheists such terrific people that we want to fix society? Is it because our lives are so sexy that we never have to waste our time on dragging others up to our clearly superior level?

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/parody

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Because we have read Rommel's book!

[possibletarian]

As for me, its because I'm so unlike anyone who isn't me !!

[Anomalocaris]

It seems like a lot of us walk around, knowing that we all know the meaning of life, attacking peoples religious beliefs because they don't know the answers like we do. Which is great. People aren't entitled to their beliefs, they should grow up, so I want to know what gives theists the the right to be such stupid immature halfwitted assholes? If they want to believe we're all just floating around the back of a giant space turtle who's fighting a dragon then where's the sense in that? I haven't been in space or fought dragons in ages. If that is what makes them happy and they're failing to work on making this world a better place to be in, I don't see an upside. I'm not saying all atheists are fucking geniuses like me, but most of us are and theists are all 100% idiots and the spawn of the Satan that we don't believe in. And from what I can tell it's a good chunk of us who really are fucking geniuses like me. What makes us atheists such terrific people that we want to fix society? Is it because our lives are so sexy that we never have to waste our time on dragging others up to our clearly superior level?

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/parody

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Because we have read Rommel's book!

Rommel wasn’t even there.

[Edwardo Piet]

As for me, its because I'm so unlike anyone who isn't me !!

Hey me too! I'm unique too! Let's be unique together! We have so much in common!

Wait...

[Rhizomorph13]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Atheism. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Atheist's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - our personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volyaliterature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Atheism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Atheist's existencial catchphrase "God is Dead," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Christopher Hitchens's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an Atheist tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.