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Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
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Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
"Death defying, mutilating armies gather near. Crawling out of dirty holes, their morals, their morals disappear On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place.
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace."

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"She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man...
She dreams in colour, she dreams in red, can't find a better man..."

......

"There's an unceasing wind that blows through this night.
And there's dust in my eyes, that blinds my sight
And silence that speaks so much louder than words.
Of promises broken."

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"With all darkness closin' in, will the light reveal your soul?
One sweet kiss on your clay cold lips, I'll not sleep you'll never know."

"Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you."

......

"Could fill spoons full of diamonds,
Could fill spoons full of gold.
Just a little spoon of your precious love
Will satisfy my soul."

......

"If I ventured in the slipstream.
Between the viaducts of your dream.
Where immobile steel rims crack.
And the ditch in the back roads stop.
Could you find me?
Would you kiss-a my eyes. To be born again."


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"How can we hang on to a dream?
How can it really be the way it seems?
How can we hang on to a dream?"


Err, that's enough proper music for now lads.

My point is; if you cannot identify at least eight of the above songs then you are clearly an uncultured young person, and your mother endured horrible agony for no reason.


I have spoken.

Edit: I'm not sure if this is their best rendition, I can't hear it. My cunt of a cat has chewed through me headphone cable.



It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
RACIST*

*AGIST!
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RE: Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
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Get off my sidewalk.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
The sad thing is I have a huge collection of music with some of it dating back to Hildegard Von Bingen and I failed to recognize some of those songs. I never bothered with UFO, that Tim Hardin song was not one of the ones I recognized, and of all the Pink Floyd eras to pick, did you seriously pick a song from Momentary Lapse of Reason? That’s one of their weakest albums.

At least I’ve got enough of a knowledge of Yes, Zep, Cream, Pearl Jam, and Van Morrison to know the rest.
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RE: Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
Yeah... you're an uncultured swine if you can't ID this one piece of melody!

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RE: Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
(December 18, 2017 at 10:10 am)pocaracas Wrote: Yeah... you're an uncultured swine if you can't ID this one piece of melody!

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LOL... Yeah, sheet music is much harder to google. Clap
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RE: Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
(December 18, 2017 at 10:10 am)pocaracas Wrote: Yeah... you're an uncultured swine if you can't ID this one piece of melody!

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Yea, I'm couth.

Now get the fuck off my lawn!
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RE: Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
(December 18, 2017 at 10:10 am)pocaracas Wrote: Yeah... you're an uncultured swine if you can't ID this one piece of melody!

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Furry Lisa?
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RE: Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
(December 18, 2017 at 10:35 am)wallym Wrote:
(December 18, 2017 at 10:10 am)pocaracas Wrote: Yeah... you're an uncultured swine if you can't ID this one piece of melody!

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Furry Lisa?

Almost, but it rhymes with that.
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RE: Reasons to detest young people. Part one.
It's the intro to Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix.

I am familiar with all the bands the Rev mentioned, and have music from all of them. But I only recognized the Led Zeppelin lyrics. #uncouth   When I was younger, people used to tell me to go buy a six-pack of couth and drink it all in one sitting. Tongue
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