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December 25, 2017 at 1:53 pm
No, it's not what you think.
I am talking about Hollywood movies based on historical events or historical mythology.
When the Leonardo "Titanic" came out, I was still in college. I fucked with my adviser about it. I don't know how the subject came up, but mentioned to her that my and my(girlfriend, now x wife) had just watched it. She suddenly and excitedly said, "No no no, don't say anything, don't spoil it."
To which I responded, "The boat sank".
I KID YOU NOT
Her response was, "Why did you tell me that?"
I laughed. To this day all I can think is, "Yea, better not talk about any WW2 movie, we don't know if the allies won or the Nazis."
While there is no such thing as a magic man who can survive rigor mortis. Anytime a Jesus movie comes out, I always like to piss them off by saying, "He died".
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December 25, 2017 at 2:04 pm
I knew a guy who was sitting on the edge of his seat watching Apollo 13. He had no idea it was a true story.
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December 25, 2017 at 2:23 pm
(December 25, 2017 at 2:04 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: I knew a guy who was sitting on the edge of his seat watching Apollo 13. He had no idea it was a true story.
Well yes and no.
The flight did happen, the flight problems did happen, in that respect it was a true story.
BUT the way the movie portrayed everything as on the fly was bullshit. Pre planning and redundancy for any "what ifs" are very standard in not only space flight, but even airline flight. Most of what that movie portrayed as far as what went wrong in reality, was already planned out.
"On the fly" thinking is not part of pre planning in science. It is true that that particular launch was the "most successful failure' in that the intent was to land on the moon. But all the problem solving when the shit hit the fan, in reality, the majority of that was pre planned.
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December 25, 2017 at 2:26 pm
In the movie 300.....
There's.....
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December 25, 2017 at 3:06 pm
Spoilers:
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence: A man shoots Liberty Valence.
How I Won The War: I won the war.
Return Of The Jedi: The Jedi return.
The Wrath Of Khan: Khan gets angry.
Death Of A Salesman: He dies.
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December 25, 2017 at 3:41 pm
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(December 25, 2017 at 3:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Spoilers:
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence: A man shoots Liberty Valence.
How I Won The War: I won the war.
Return Of The Jedi: The Jedi return.
The Wrath Of Khan: Khan gets angry.
Death Of A Salesman: He dies.
Boru
HA HA HA HA no shit
Is it really a good idea to give away the ending in the title?
"Death Of A Salesman" ..................... 
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December 26, 2017 at 1:12 am
The Room: Jhonny kills himself.
The sixth sense: The dad was dead all along and the child sees ghosts.
The Saw Shank Redemption: The guy crawls to his freedom through half a mile of shit.
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December 26, 2017 at 10:51 am
Castaway: Fedex employee gets marooned on desert island, learns dentistry, boat building and grows to hate seafood. He eventually gets rescued and realizes that his volleyball was more loyal than his wife.
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December 26, 2017 at 11:45 am
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Old Yeller dies. Granted it was made by Disney. You know how he loved to kill off likable characters in his story.
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December 26, 2017 at 11:47 am
(December 26, 2017 at 11:45 am)Chad32 Wrote: Old Yeller dies. Granted it was made by Disney. You know how he loved to kill off likable characters in his story.
I loved South Park's spoof of Mickey Mouse beating the shit out of the Jonas brothers.
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