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China officially mocks Trump.
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China officially mocks Trump.
[Image: trump_dog.jpg]

http://www.electoral-vote.com/evp2017/Se...tml#item-9
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#2
RE: China officially mocks Trump.
Hilarious, love it Smile
'Those who ask a lot of questions may seem stupid, but those who don't ask questions stay stupid'
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RE: China officially mocks Trump.
Quote: China Dogs Trump

In China, 2018 is the year of the dog. 1946, when Donald Trump was born, was also the year of the dog. The Chinese don't much care for Trump. You can see where this is headed:

My dogs are demanding I file a complaint with the UN for them or they will shit all over the house!
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RE: China officially mocks Trump.
If they had changed only one finger, they would have summed up Trump's entire 'message' in all its complex glory: 'I'm/we're #1' and 'go fuck yourselves (unless you're wealthy or Russian)'.
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RE: China officially mocks Trump.
A broken clock is right twice a day. 45 being a fuckface boob, does not mean things are great for anyone living in China that wants to criticize their government. I'd put that more on the fact that the citizens on the issue of that one individual asshole are correct.
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#6
RE: China officially mocks Trump.
"Donald. If someone asks you if you're a dog, you say yes!"

Apologies to Peter, Egon, Winston and Ray.
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RE: China officially mocks Trump.
Looks decidedly cat-like to me.

Does that fuck up the whole thread?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: China officially mocks Trump.
EABUC#2 yawns in concurrence . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: China officially mocks Trump.
(December 28, 2017 at 11:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: EABUC#2 yawns in concurrence . . . .




I looked again, definite cat-oidal life form mimicry in fiberglas-poly-resin molding compound.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: China officially mocks Trump.
I'd have guessed it'd be like this:





I can just see the opening now:

The the year 2020 has arrived. A herd of motherfuckin' ugly Americans. Are rushing from Washington.
Crime rate skyrocketed! China is ruined! Therefore, the the China government called Jackie Chan's relative "Wang." 
For the massacre of the the Yanks. Wang is a killer machine. Wipe out all 300 million of the dirty Capitalists!
However, in America, there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Ronald Drumpf into an ultimate weapon!

Maybe that time around, they'd at least give Wang multiple lives. And maybe the game over screen will be from the pissgate tape; it'll at least be better than the low-res screenshot of what appears to be a forensic tape with a real dead body.

On second thought, remaking Hong Kong 97 into a Xenophobic American game makes more sense for a Trump supporter to do than a PRC partisan.
I was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world is mad.

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Trump 2017: We're all nihilists now.
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