| Poll: What type of drunk are you? This poll is closed. |
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| I'm a Happy drunk | 11 | 73.33% | |
| I'm a Crazy drunk | 0 | 0% | |
| I'm a Angry drunk | 0 | 0% | |
| I'm a Miserly drunk | 2 | 13.33% | |
| I'm a Philosophical drunk | 2 | 13.33% | |
| I'm a Emotional drunk | 0 | 0% | |
| Total | 15 vote(s) | 100% | |
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What type of drunk are you?
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 (January 8, 2018 at 11:12 pm)Fireball Wrote: Women, alcohol and fire. What could go wrong? What indeed?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 8, 2018 at 11:45 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(January 8, 2018 at 11:12 pm)Fireball Wrote: Women, alcohol and fire. What could go wrong? Well. It could involve an acetylene torch, a hammer and an anvil. OR, making love on a bearskin rug in front of the fireplace, with a spark landing on my ass, while the wife cries out, "Deeper, deeper!". I got that last one from an old Playboy magazine cartoon, ca 1970. That first one was when I was forming some iron in metal shop class, when I was about 14 YO.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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