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#11
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 12:09 am
(January 13, 2018 at 7:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: At any rate, at least they know that people read the civil defense tweets!

From what I saw on the news, it was a push notification sent to cell phones.

I got to wondering what the hell I would do if Trump causes a nuclear attack on the west coast. Some people in Hawaii sheltered in their garages. But what good will that do in a mushroom cloud? And if you survive, then what? Scrounge for seed corn until you die a miserable death from radiation poisoning?

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#12
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 12:17 am
(January 13, 2018 at 7:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: At any rate, at least they know that people read the civil defense tweets!
Dude! It was intense! "How intense was it?" It was so intense that even you would have converted to Christian! Smile
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#13
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 1:39 am
Nah, jesusism is dead.  Haven't you been reading MK's bullshit.  He says this mohammed character is the way to go.

Of course, MK is nuts.
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RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 1:46 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2018 at 1:58 am by Haipule.)
"State says, the employee who pushed the button that sent out the ICBM alert didn't realize what he had done until he received a message on his personal phone". Welcome to Hawaii!
No hack job: just brain fart!
How in the HELL did it take them 38 fucking minutes to officially tell us it was a mistake!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 2:06 am
Glad it was a false alarm, Haipule, and that everyone is okay.
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#16
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 2:19 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2018 at 2:28 am by Haipule.)
(January 14, 2018 at 2:06 am)Astreja Wrote: Glad it was a false alarm, Haipule, and that everyone is okay.
Except for the businesses closing and the people running around like chickens with there head cut off driving a hundred miles per hour on the freeway! Thank you, I love you too!
(January 14, 2018 at 2:19 am)Haipule Wrote:
(January 14, 2018 at 2:06 am)Astreja Wrote: Glad it was a false alarm, Haipule, and that everyone is okay.
Except for the businesses closing and the people running around like chickens with there head cut off driving a hundred miles per hour on the freeway! Thank you, I love you too!
I can't even imagine what it was like for the thousands of tourists on Waikiki getting that phone alert all at the same time!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#17
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 2:30 am
Haipule reminds me of fr0d0.
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RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 3:39 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2018 at 3:44 am by Godscreated.)
(January 14, 2018 at 2:30 am)Hammy Wrote: Haipule reminds me of fr0d0.

 I was wondering about fr0d0 a couple days ago, I miss his contributions.

GC
(January 14, 2018 at 2:19 am)Haipule Wrote:
(January 14, 2018 at 2:06 am)Astreja Wrote: Glad it was a false alarm, Haipule, and that everyone is okay.
Except for the businesses closing and the people running around like chickens with there head cut off driving a hundred miles per hour on the freeway! Thank you, I love you too!
  
 Why would people do that you're on and island, couldn't out run it. Set back at the beach and watch the fireworks. Big Grin

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#19
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 4:05 am
I was at a barbecue when my friend Dwayne told me about it. Scary and glad nobody panicked, but considering 45s bullshit this is the type of rhetoric that could accidentally make someone falsely take it as true. Hopefully there is tons of redundancy and protocol that lead to this conclusion.

But this was not the first time global disaster was averted

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RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 6:29 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2018 at 6:29 am by The Valkyrie.)
Should just be glad Pyongyang didn't suddenly disappear in the confusion.

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