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Irreverent Quotes
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 (January 17, 2018 at 7:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Bone cancer in children? What's THAT about?' - Stephen Fry, on being asked what would he would say if he met God. I saw that in a video. Man, what a classic take down!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
"You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion."
-- author unknown (to me, anyway)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
"If you do not fear death . Why fight to preserve that which sustains life "
Supposedly said by Shogun Tokugawa Ieyasu during a siege of a Christian rebel stronghold .When they burned their food and water stores .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb 
"Go blow jesus out your ass."
- Minimalist 
"Imagine Christian symbolism if the Romans had sodomised Jesus to death. Perhap many wouldn't be such prudes, and many more wouldn't be such predators."
-Beccs. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (January 18, 2018 at 1:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Imagine Christian symbolism if the Romans had sodomised Jesus to death. Perhap many wouldn't be such prudes, and many more wouldn't be such predators." I wonder how many people would wear that round their neck? And it'd be interesting to see the preachers making the sign of the holy arse-fuck.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Gotta love Tracie
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