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Irreverent Quotes
#21
RE: Irreverent Quotes
(January 17, 2018 at 7:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Bone cancer in children?  What's THAT about?' - Stephen Fry, on being asked what would he would say if he met God.

Boru

I saw that in a video. Man, what a classic take down!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#22
RE: Irreverent Quotes
"You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion."
-- author unknown (to me, anyway)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#23
RE: Irreverent Quotes
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#24
RE: Irreverent Quotes
"If you do not fear death . Why fight to preserve that which sustains life "


Supposedly said by Shogun Tokugawa Ieyasu during a siege of a Christian rebel stronghold .When they burned their  food and water stores .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#25
RE: Irreverent Quotes
"Go blow jesus out your ass."

 - Minimalist
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#26
RE: Irreverent Quotes
"Imagine Christian symbolism if the Romans had sodomised Jesus to death. Perhap many wouldn't be such prudes, and many more wouldn't be such predators."
-Beccs.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#27
RE: Irreverent Quotes
(January 17, 2018 at 4:33 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: There are no limitations as to the object of a quote's irreverence, but I predict we will see a theme will emerge once the thread gets going.

Prediction confirmed.

Not a quote, but funny as heck IMHO

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#28
RE: Irreverent Quotes
(January 18, 2018 at 1:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Imagine Christian symbolism if the Romans had sodomised Jesus to death. Perhap many wouldn't be such prudes, and many more wouldn't be such predators."
-Beccs.

I wonder how many people would wear that round their neck?

And it'd be interesting to see the preachers making the sign of the holy arse-fuck.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#29
RE: Irreverent Quotes
Gotta love Tracie
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#30
RE: Irreverent Quotes
(January 18, 2018 at 1:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: "Go blow jesus out your ass."

 - Minimalist


Personally, I never let Jesus in my ass.  If you've got Jesus in your ass, it may be more of a queef than a fart.   Tongue
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