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The Answer Is "Missouri."
#11
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
(January 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Aw, man. I thought this was going to be one of those "have fun" threads where you come up with questions to which the answer is Missouri.

For example:

If you are a sheep who is afraid of being raped by a human, which state should you avoid?

or

If, for whatever reason, you needed to make your public schools terrible, which state education system should you begin to emulate?

*cough* New South Wales *cough*
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#12
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
Missouri isn't that bad. I mean, I came here because they said I'd be dead in a year ('07), but that doesn't really mean anything, now does it. It would be really nice if there were no people here.
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#13
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
I never, EVER insist on coming home to a cooked dinner every night, but I have selfish reasons - my wife might easily be the most awful cook since Lucrezia Borgia concocted the first belladonna and ground glass casserole.  The spice rack in our kitchen cringes when she walks past it and the milk in the fridge curdles in self-protective suicide.

She used to attempt cooking on a sporadic and disappointing basis, though.  It isn't easy to find the words to describe the horror that was her venison stew, or the biscuits that could have readily doubled as ninja throwing stars.

But I'm not telling tales out of school - Ellen knows she's a horrid cook, and will no longer try to cook even for herself.  If I'm not available, she'll make due with cold cereal or bread and butter (toast counts as 'cooking').

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#14
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
So silly. How about people (women or men) live whatever life makes them happy as long as they aren't hurting anyone. I don't think anyone is saying women can't be homemakers, I don't think that should be belittled. Neither should it be considered a violation of good values if a woman doesn't focus on a home life or has no boyfriend or husband at all.
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#15
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
(January 26, 2018 at 4:40 am)Industrial Lad Wrote: So silly. How about people (women or men) live whatever life makes them happy as long as they aren't hurting anyone. I don't think anyone is saying women can't be homemakers, I don't think that should be belittled. Neither should it be considered a violation of good values if  a woman doesn't focus on a home life or has no boyfriend or husband at all.

But the subject of the article is a man who is belittling women for NOT being homemakers.  Here's what else he had to say:

Quote:The candidate said that he hoped his daughters do not grow up to be “career obsessed banshees who forgo home life and children and the happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she devils who shriek from the top of a thousand tall buildings they are [SIC] think they could have leaped in a single bound — had men not been ‘suppressing them.’ It’s just nuts.”

He hates that women might have choices.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#16
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
(January 26, 2018 at 5:17 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 26, 2018 at 4:40 am)Industrial Lad Wrote: So silly. How about people (women or men) live whatever life makes them happy as long as they aren't hurting anyone. I don't think anyone is saying women can't be homemakers, I don't think that should be belittled. Neither should it be considered a violation of good values if  a woman doesn't focus on a home life or has no boyfriend or husband at all.

But the subject of the article is a man who is belittling women for NOT being homemakers.  Here's what else he had to say:

Quote:The candidate said that he hoped his daughters do not grow up to be “career obsessed banshees who forgo home life and children and the happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she devils who shriek from the top of a thousand tall buildings they are [SIC] think they could have leaped in a single bound — had men not been ‘suppressing them.’ It’s just nuts.”

He hates that women might have choices.

Boru

Right, that's what I find silly. What, I wonder will he do if he finds his daughters have no interest in being homememakers, or jeebus forbid don't marry at all.
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#17
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
I stay at home, Boss Lady works. She never, ever comes home to a hot meal however. She works until 2 AM. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.
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#18
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
(January 26, 2018 at 4:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I never, EVER insist on coming home to a cooked dinner every night, but I have selfish reasons - my wife might easily be the most awful cook since Lucrezia Borgia concocted the first belladonna and ground glass casserole.  The spice rack in our kitchen cringes when she walks past it and the milk in the fridge curdles in self-protective suicide.

She used to attempt cooking on a sporadic and disappointing basis, though.  It isn't easy to find the words to describe the horror that was her venison stew, or the biscuits that could have readily doubled as ninja throwing stars.

But I'm not telling tales out of school - Ellen knows she's a horrid cook, and will no longer try to cook even for herself.  If I'm not available, she'll make due with cold cereal or bread and butter (toast counts as 'cooking').

Boru

I can't even imagine not being able to cook. I was flipping pancakes in the air at age 10 and making the holiday lasagna by 15. I was born with a wooden spoon in my mouth and I have pasta sauce for blood.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#19
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
(January 25, 2018 at 10:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: That is, if the question is "where do the republicunts find these retards?"

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/gop-sen...ery-night/

Quote:GOP Senate candidate flips out over ‘women’s rights’: ‘I want to come home to a cooked dinner every night’

What this fucktard needs is a woman who bashes a frying pan over his head and says "cook it yourself, asswipe."

Women, "Hey, here is a recipe for barbed wire dildo, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS FUCKFACE!."

Recipe for knuckle draggers

1. 1 cup of FUCK OFF
2. 1lb of kick in the nuts
3. A pinch of eat shit and die
4. Find your nearest cliff and jump the fuck off of it.
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#20
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
(January 26, 2018 at 8:11 am)Joods Wrote:
(January 26, 2018 at 4:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I never, EVER insist on coming home to a cooked dinner every night, but I have selfish reasons - my wife might easily be the most awful cook since Lucrezia Borgia concocted the first belladonna and ground glass casserole.  The spice rack in our kitchen cringes when she walks past it and the milk in the fridge curdles in self-protective suicide.

She used to attempt cooking on a sporadic and disappointing basis, though.  It isn't easy to find the words to describe the horror that was her venison stew, or the biscuits that could have readily doubled as ninja throwing stars.

But I'm not telling tales out of school - Ellen knows she's a horrid cook, and will no longer try to cook even for herself.  If I'm not available, she'll make due with cold cereal or bread and butter (toast counts as 'cooking').

Boru

I can't even imagine not being able to cook. I was flipping pancakes in the air at age 10 and making the holiday lasagna by 15. I was born with a wooden spoon in my mouth and I have pasta sauce for blood.

Herself is convinced that the only reason we have a kitchen is that it came with the house. 

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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