Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever

[Succubus]

Ha! Take that, Darwinists!

Saw the Floyd on the Animals tour. Cool story about that photo is the pig balloon broke loose and they photographed it as it floated along.

Broke loose, you mean the promoters cut it loose as a publicity stunt. The story also goes it was drifting towards some airport or other so they had some bloke with a rifle shoot holes in it to bring it down. I don't know how effective that would be. Sama, what say you?
I've seen them five times, one of the greatest band ever.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Saw the Floyd on the Animals tour. Cool story about that photo is the pig balloon broke loose and they photographed it as it floated along.

Broke loose, you mean the promoters cut it loose as a publicity stunt. The story also goes it was drifting towards some airport or other so they had some bloke with a rifle shoot holes in it to bring it down. I don't know how effective that would be. Sama, what say you?
I've seen them five times, one of the greatest band ever.

Remember when the Mythbusters controlled the altitude on their balloon lawn chair with a pellet rifle? Bullet holes would bring it down. More bullet holes would bring it down faster. The Red Baron would snuff it. (Most of his 80+ kills were balloons. Nothing to sneeze at, they were defended heavily by ground artillery.)

[zebo-the-fat]

Saw the Floyd on the Animals tour. Cool story about that photo is the pig balloon broke loose and they photographed it as it floated along.

Broke loose, you mean the promoters cut it loose as a publicity stunt. The story also goes it was drifting towards some airport or other so they had some bloke with a rifle shoot holes in it to bring it down. I don't know how effective that would be. Sama, what say you?
I've seen them five times, one of the greatest band ever.

FYI, the Australian Pink Floyd come very close to the original, seen them 3 times, worth every penny!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Jackalope]

In my university days, I got into this with an evolution denier.  He was losing the argument in epic fashion when in a clear act of desperation, he removed a very old photo from his wallet (yes, kids - people used to carry paper photographs), shoved it in my face and said, 'This is my grampy.  He was born in 1908.  If evolution is true, why do I look like him??'

Boru

Self pwnage is best pwnage.

[Minimalist]

Once i was debating a Creationist on Evolution. And this dill weed argued  Evolution proposed that pigs would evolve to fly. (I'm not sure if he was being snide or not)

So does he not know how to fly?

Maybe he does?  He should jump off a building and give it a try.

[Anomalocaris]

I was once told that if evolution was true, my wooden door would evolve legs and run down the street!

I tell you if evolution is true, Christians wouldn’t be as dumb as your wooden door.

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So does he not know how to fly?

Maybe he does?  He should jump off a building and give it a try.

Strange how the appeal of sucking jesus cock diminishes when the notionally cock is notionally thrusted in their faces.

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And a real crocoduck existed, with the bill of a duck and the body of a croc, during the Cretaceous. It’s almost as if evolution is prescient, sentient, and derives malicious joy from planting land mines millions of years earlier to explode under the feet [/url]of ray comfort and Kirk Cameron millions of years later.

[Jackalope]

Wouldn't that make it a duckocroc?

[Anomalocaris]

Wouldn't that make it a duckocroc?

That depends on whether ray comfort swallows the banana with his mouth or his ass.

[LastPoet]

Wouldn't that make it a duckocroc?

That depends on whether ray comfort swallows the banana with his mouth or his ass.

What if Ray comfort were Poeing the crap out of us, while getting donations from those xtians so eager to pay their way into god?

That would make a novel and a half.