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I just read the catholic cathechism
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 (February 22, 2018 at 12:48 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: During the Catholic conformation you get to put jesus in your mouth. You mean that I need to say his name out loud or that I need to eat his flesh and blood of bread and wine?
"By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none"
Charlie Chaplin  (February 22, 2018 at 2:44 pm)Die Atheistin Wrote:(February 22, 2018 at 12:48 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: During the Catholic conformation you get to put jesus in your mouth. That would be in and out. I was thinking mostly in. Maybe you should spit now.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Just remember: zombie Jesus loves you.
Sometimes he love you long time. And only for 10%of your income. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: I just read the catholic cathechism
February 22, 2018 at 6:41 pm
(This post was last modified: February 22, 2018 at 6:41 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(February 22, 2018 at 6:32 pm)SaStrike Wrote:(February 22, 2018 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just remember: zombie Jesus loves you. Well, granted, I do claim 100% of my own income... 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Got me
(February 22, 2018 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just remember: zombie Jesus loves you. I prefer leper jesus. Take another little piece of my ...........(insert preferred organ)........... now baby.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(February 22, 2018 at 7:02 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(February 22, 2018 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just remember: zombie Jesus loves you. What did leper Jesus say to Mary Magdeleine? "Keep the tip." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (February 22, 2018 at 6:32 pm)SaStrike Wrote:(February 22, 2018 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just remember: zombie Jesus loves you. "Women complain that men are only after one thing. As opposed to women, of course, who want everything." -- Anonymous internet person who is most assuredly not me
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (February 21, 2018 at 11:48 am)Die Atheistin Wrote: And it's full of bullshit (not that I expected something else). I live in Romania where the majority is orthodox, my family is also orthodox. Dad wants me to join the Catholic Church, since he had some catholic relatives, and I will go to college in Vienna. He wants to join in too. He didn't force me, I accepted his offer. I was an atheist at that time and I'm also now (I'm still in the closet), but I accepted just to make him happy. Yeah, it's already going to be revised; just remember that the "Catechism" that you read is the 2nd edition: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catechism_...lic_Church And, Francis is already well at work changing the "unchangeable" teachings of the "true" Church: 1650 Today there are numerous Catholics in many countries who have recourse to civil divorce and contract new civil unions. In fidelity to the words of Jesus Christ - "Whoever divorces his wife and marries another, commits adultery against her; and if she divorces her husband and marries another, she commits adultery" the Church maintains that a new union cannot be recognized as valid, if the first marriage was. If the divorced are remarried civilly, they find themselves in a situation that objectively contravenes God's law. Consequently, they cannot receive Eucharistic communion as long as this situation persists. For the same reason, they cannot exercise certain ecclesial responsibilities. Reconciliation through the sacrament of Penance can be granted only to those who have repented for having violated the sign of the covenant and of fidelity to Christ, and who are committed to living in complete continence. 2390 In a so-called free union, a man and a woman refuse to give juridical and public form to a liaison involving sexual intimacy. The expression "free union" is fallacious: what can "union" mean when the partners make no commitment to one another, each exhibiting a lack of trust in the other, in himself, or in the future? The expression covers a number of different situations: concubinage, rejection of marriage as such, or inability to make long-term commitments.183 All these situations offend against the dignity of marriage; they destroy the very idea of the family; they weaken the sense of fidelity. They are contrary to the moral law. The sexual act must take place exclusively within marriage. Outside of marriage it always constitutes a grave sin and excludes one from sacramental communion. http://www.scborromeo.org/ccc.htm Ooops. |
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