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Farting should not be allowed in public

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Farting should not be allowed in public
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 1, 2018 at 8:21 pm
Farts and religion!!!

In the late 1970's I would go to this ashram and practice a very intensive form of yoga. It was a Sikh community. So, dinner time might be curried cauliflower or dahl and rice. Yoga at 5am. The main yogi preached that holding in farts was very unhealthy. One exercise we did daily was called the Breath of Fire. An understatement, for sure.
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 2, 2018 at 6:55 am
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/...07186.html


Quote:A Saudi prince is accused of engaging in a gay-sex act, threatening a woman’s life and demanding that an assistant fart in his face while others watched


Seriously now: have you ever farted at night under the covers? and then went inside the cover and it smelled so bad? sometimes the fart is spicy and feels like stuck; it doesn't move..so is that poop floating?
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#23
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 2, 2018 at 7:35 am
(February 28, 2018 at 11:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Seriously.

When a person farts, microscopic poop particles come out of their butt. In that sense, farting is no different from pooping because poop comes out of your butt when you fart. So, when you feel the urge to poop, do you squat down wherever you are and take a dump in front of other people? No.

This is what separates us from the animals, folks. Farting in public is offenssive.

This only applies to men and only if they are free balling. Underwear is specially designed to trap those poop/fart particles. We're safe here. *sigh. Have you learned nothing I've tried to teach you, young lady?
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 2, 2018 at 11:22 am (This post was last modified: March 2, 2018 at 12:05 pm by Succubus.)
There is of course a practical way to eliminate smelly fart misery and at the same time destroy those harmful microbes. A bath with loads of that Radox bubbly swag and carefully ease open the sphincter to release the turtle head precursor. bubel-bubel-bubel... You all know the sound, don't lie! Anyway, after a few moments you should have a mound in the foam matt, now flick open your trusty Zippo and apply the flame to the top of the bulge. Whoosh!  

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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 2, 2018 at 12:48 pm
(March 2, 2018 at 7:35 am)Joods Wrote:
(February 28, 2018 at 11:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Seriously.

When a person farts, microscopic poop particles come out of their butt. In that sense, farting is no different from pooping because poop comes out of your butt when you fart. So, when you feel the urge to poop, do you squat down wherever you are and take a dump in front of other people? No.

This is what separates us from the animals, folks. Farting in public is offenssive.

This only applies to men and only if they are free balling. Underwear is specially designed to trap those poop/fart particles. We're safe here.   *sigh.  Have you learned nothing I've tried to teach you, young lady?

I wear boxers! We're not all underwearless!

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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 3, 2018 at 6:32 am
Farting in lifts is bad on so many levels.



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