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Farting should not be allowed in public
February 28, 2018 at 11:01 pm
(This post was last modified: February 28, 2018 at 11:09 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
Seriously.
When a person farts, microscopic poop particles come out of their butt. In that sense, farting is no different from pooping because poop comes out of your butt when you fart. So, when you feel the urge to poop, do you squat down wherever you are and take a dump in front of other people? No.
This is what separates us from the animals, folks. Farting in public is offenssive.
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
February 28, 2018 at 11:02 pm
Fuck all that noise.
Imma do what I do.
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
February 28, 2018 at 11:16 pm
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
February 28, 2018 at 11:18 pm
(February 28, 2018 at 11:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Seriously.
When a person farts, microscopic poop particles come out of their butt. In that sense, farting is no different from pooping because poop comes out of your butt when you fart. So, when you feel the urge to poop, do you squat down wherever you are and take a dump in front of other people? No.
This is what separates us from the animals, folks. Farting in public is offenssive.
Your topic is also an episode of South Park. (I Should Never Have Gone Ziplining, IIRC)
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
February 28, 2018 at 11:18 pm
(February 28, 2018 at 11:02 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Fuck all that noise.
Imma do what I do.
How DARE you shamelessly spray your poop participles all over the unsuspecting public! I am shocked, sir. Shocked and disappointed.
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
February 28, 2018 at 11:21 pm
Men fart, women pass gas, old folks cut the cheese, horses break wind, scholars flatulate. Only Natzis and Klingons do it in elevators.
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 1, 2018 at 12:06 am
So true.
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 1, 2018 at 12:14 am
(February 28, 2018 at 11:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Seriously.
When a person farts, microscopic poop particles come out of their butt. In that sense, farting is no different from pooping because poop comes out of your butt when you fart. So, when you feel the urge to poop, do you squat down wherever you are and take a dump in front of other people? No.
This is what separates us from the animals, folks. Farting in public is offenssive.
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 1, 2018 at 12:54 am
So? Would you take a dump in front of people so long as it was into your underwear? If the answer is no, then you shouldnt fart either, since you poop when you fart.
Also, you can smell it. If you can smell it that means you are inhaling poop particles in the air.
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 1, 2018 at 12:57 am
As always, George Carlin got there first.
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