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What Would Your God Do Without You?
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What Would Your God Do Without You?
What Would Your God Do Without You?

Christians, Krishna devotees, Muslims! What would your god do without you? Fade into non-existence?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
Sit in the middle of a field, in the foetal position, saying "I exist. I exist."

Check out a Terry Pratchett book called "Small Gods".
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
Good question - I wonder if any have the guts to tackle it?
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
Considering that fictional concepts are solely reliant on the imagination of the believer, the god(s) can no more do anything of their own volition than a puppet without its master.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
Apparently destroy everything. Because the god of love has a really bad temper, and doesn't know how to solve problems without killing or breaking something.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
(March 13, 2018 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sit in the middle of a field, in the foetal position, saying  "I exist.  I exist."

Check out a Terry Pratchett book called "Small Gods".

Or, drum up a small army and confront the newer gods ala Gaiman?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#7
RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
I guess whatever he wants to. He is God of course.
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
He'll do that with or without you....aah aaah uh.  Wink
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
Get my wife to feed it/them.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
He'd continue being the ultimate noodly goodness that can maximally exist ever, only I get to be with it while it does it.
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