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The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
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The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 10:13 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2018 at 10:20 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
This is the Muhammad Thread (bees pee upon him) as prophesied by the Jesus Thread and The One TRUE Jesus Thread. The Jesus Thread(s) were prophets rather than the true Messiahs. The followers of those threads will of course deny that they prophesied this thread but I can come up with some really contrived logic that will convince me and everyone else following this thread. What matters though is that you believe that those threads did prophesy this thread and don't look too hard at the arguments.
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RE: The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 10:17 am
(March 14, 2018 at 10:13 am)Mathilda Wrote: This is the Muhammad Thread (bees pee upon him) as prophesied by the Jesus Thread and The One TRUE Jesus Thread. The Jesus Thread(s) were prophets rather than the true Messiahs. The readers of those threads will of course deny that they prophesied this thread but I can come up with some really contrived logic that will convince me and everyone else following this thread. What matters though is that you believe that those threads did prophesy this thread and don't look too hard at the arguments.

You now have a solemn duty to make damn sure there is no dispute about who will carry the Muhammad Thread forward after you're gone. Otherwise, you'll set in motion fucking centuries of thread followers killing each other just because you couldn't be bothered to definitively name your successor.
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RE: The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 10:20 am
(March 14, 2018 at 10:17 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: You now have a solemn duty to make damn sure there is no dispute about who will carry the Muhammad Thread forward after you're gone. Otherwise, you'll set in motion fucking centuries of thread followers killing each other just because you couldn't be bothered to definitively name your successor.

OK sure, yeah, I'll put it on my to-do list when I find it again.
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RE: The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 12:35 pm
Boom!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 12:46 pm
(March 14, 2018 at 12:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Boom!

The Jesus threadists have started a crusade against us! We must wage Jihad against them!
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RE: The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 12:50 pm
The FSM finds all of you phony threaders amusing.

Remember:

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RE: The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 12:59 pm
(March 14, 2018 at 12:46 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 12:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Boom!

The Jesus threadists have started a crusade against us! We must wage Jihad against them!

That would be the Real Jesus Threadists, not the True Jesus Threaders (Splitters!), infidel!

Bring on your jihad.

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RE: The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 1:00 pm
(March 14, 2018 at 12:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The FSM finds all of you phony threaders amusing.

Remember:

[Image: 051a00375396ee100462f209befc3e9de06215.jpg?v=3]

We may have found a common enemy, Muhammad Threadist.

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RE: The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 1:04 pm
(March 14, 2018 at 1:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We may have found a common enemy, Muhammad Threadist.

Agreed. Damn Pagans. Almost as bad as athreadists.
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RE: The Muhammad thread (bpuh)
March 14, 2018 at 1:06 pm
(March 14, 2018 at 1:04 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 1:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We may have found a common enemy, Muhammad Threadist.

Agreed. Damn Pagans. Almost as bad as athreadists.

No morals, that's the problem.

They'll learn when they burn in Hell Thread.

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