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RE: This happen to any other guys?
March 21, 2018 at 7:24 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 7:21 pm)Hammy Wrote: (March 21, 2018 at 7:17 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I met your soulmate back in 1969. I reported to boot camp and went into a "receiving company" where they tested and sorted us. One guy sorted himself because he couldn't pee in a latrine with twenty urinals and twenty toilets, none of which had any sort of barrier around it. He went four days without a bowl movement or urination before he broke down. The company commander talked to us after he left and asked if any of us had showered with other students after gym class at high school. Everybody raised their hand.
"Well, this young man was educated at home, so he never had to do that."
I dunno if you're aware of this but: I was home educated from age 6 to 18.
It's why I'm well educated but socially retarded.
Peeing in public is a learned skill, something first graders have a lot of fun with. "Distance over accuracy" contests are ... common, or were when I was a kid.
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RE: This happen to any other guys?
March 21, 2018 at 7:25 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 1:32 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Not sure when it started, but It's annoying.
After urinating I will be shaking for what seems forever, certain I look as though I'm playing with myself. When no more urine seems to want to shake itself loose, I place myself back into my pants only to have a small flow of urine drizzle down my leg.
It's especially infuriating in public.
Does this happen to any other guys and do you know if there's any easy fix?
Not to be indelicate, but do you pull back your fore skin to pee?
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RE: This happen to any other guys?
March 21, 2018 at 7:27 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 7:25 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (March 21, 2018 at 1:32 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Not sure when it started, but It's annoying.
After urinating I will be shaking for what seems forever, certain I look as though I'm playing with myself. When no more urine seems to want to shake itself loose, I place myself back into my pants only to have a small flow of urine drizzle down my leg.
It's especially infuriating in public.
Does this happen to any other guys and do you know if there's any easy fix?
Not to be indelicate, but do you pull back your fore skin to pee? Tease.
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RE: This happen to any other guys?
March 21, 2018 at 7:27 pm
I can relate Gawdzilla. We had open showers in the army so, I got over stage fright pretty quick.
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RE: This happen to any other guys?
March 21, 2018 at 7:27 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 7:25 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Not to be indelicate, but do you pull back your fore skin to pee?
Circumcised.
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RE: This happen to any other guys?
March 21, 2018 at 7:28 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 7:24 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (March 21, 2018 at 7:21 pm)Hammy Wrote: I dunno if you're aware of this but: I was home educated from age 6 to 18.
It's why I'm well educated but socially retarded.
Peeing in public is a learned skill, something first graders have a lot of fun with. "Distance over accuracy" contests are ... common, or were when I was a kid.
Reminds me of a notice I saw over the urinal on a naval ship. It tells the user to either stand closer or reel out more hose.
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March 21, 2018 at 7:28 pm
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(March 21, 2018 at 7:27 pm)Antares Wrote: I can relate Gawdzilla. We had open showers in the army so, I got over stage fright pretty quick.
Boot camp is one long test. "If you can't fold your underwear according to instructions why should we give you nuclear weapons?"
(March 21, 2018 at 7:28 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (March 21, 2018 at 7:24 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Peeing in public is a learned skill, something first graders have a lot of fun with. "Distance over accuracy" contests are ... common, or were when I was a kid.
Reminds me of a notice I saw over the urinal on a naval ship. It tells the user to either stand closer or reel out more hose.
I had one over the toilet at my house (shared with three school age step-sons) that said "Stand closer, it's shorter than you think."
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RE: This happen to any other guys?
March 21, 2018 at 7:40 pm
Mother Nature has all sorts of surprises in store for you guys.
The twat.
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March 21, 2018 at 9:31 pm
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I'll interrupt this sausage fest to say be glad that you don't pee a little when you sneeze, like we ladies (sometimes) do.
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RE: This happen to any other guys?
March 21, 2018 at 10:25 pm
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(March 21, 2018 at 7:24 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (March 21, 2018 at 7:21 pm)Hammy Wrote: I dunno if you're aware of this but: I was home educated from age 6 to 18.
It's why I'm well educated but socially retarded.
Peeing in public is a learned skill, something first graders have a lot of fun with. "Distance over accuracy" contests are ... common, or were when I was a kid.
What about the whole "Let's cross our streams of piss and pretend it's a lightsabre fight" thing? Didn't you guys have that too?
(March 21, 2018 at 7:25 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Not to be indelicate, but do you pull back your foreskin to pee?
I pull mine back.
(March 21, 2018 at 7:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Stand closer, it's shorter than you think."
What about "Stand back so you don't piss all over yourself" you modest person you.
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