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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 28, 2018 at 10:24 pm
(March 28, 2018 at 10:53 am)robvalue Wrote: I think my wife might be God actually. Here's why:
1) People are only allowed to meet her one at a time and can't take any evidence of her existence away with them.
2) She appears to everyone exactly how they imagine she would be, and she agrees with them about everything.
3) People who have met her are very suspicious of those who haven't, because she obviously exists and is awesome.
4) Her existence can be logically proven, such as:
(i) All men who begin to get married have wives
(ii) Rob began to get married
(iii) Therefor, Rob has a wife
Just beware the anti-Wife!
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 29, 2018 at 12:23 am
(March 28, 2018 at 10:53 am)robvalue Wrote: I think my wife might be God actually. Here's why: Take all of my kudos. lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 29, 2018 at 12:39 am
Rob, does she threaten you with hell if you don't conform? If not, then she's a demigod at best.
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 29, 2018 at 12:40 am
A demigods best is still something.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 29, 2018 at 12:43 am
(March 29, 2018 at 12:39 am)ignoramus Wrote: Rob, does she threaten you with hell if you don't conform? If not, then she's a demigod at best.
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