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The Truth
#1
The Truth
The real truth of the matter is... the Babylonian Brotherhood, a group of shapeshifting reptilian humanoids are propelling humanity toward a global fascist state, a New World Order. Which will be more like a New World Disorder, to be honest.

I know many of you are skeptics and think this is out of character for me or that I am having another mental breakdown of some sort, but to be honest if you think about it.... lizards don't have sentience (as I've made it very clear on another thread) so it would make sense for humanity to be so cold in general if they are secretly governed by shapeshifting lizards.

Also, the holocaust never happened, the Jews are bad m'kay and Hitler was just a tree frog.

And here's our prophet:

Quote:David Vaughan Icke (/aɪk/; born 29 April 1952) is an English writer and public speaker.

A former footballer and sports broadcaster, Icke has been known since the 1990s as a professional conspiracy theorist, calling himself a "full time investigator into who and what is really controlling the world." He is the author of over 20 books and numerous DVDs, and has lectured in over 25 countries, speaking for up to 10 hours to audiences that cut across the political spectrum.

Icke was a BBC television sports presenter and spokesman for the Green Party, when a psychic told him, in 1990, that he had been placed on Earth for a purpose and would begin to receive messages from the spirit world. The following year he announced that he was a "Son of the Godhead", and that the world would soon be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes, a prediction he repeated on the BBC's primetime show Wogan. The show changed his life, turning him from a respected household name into someone who was laughed at whenever he appeared in public.

Over the next 11 years—in The Robots' Rebellion (1994), And the Truth Shall Set You Free (1995), The Biggest Secret (1999), and Children of the Matrix (2001)—he developed his worldview of New Age conspiracism. His endorsement of the antisemitic forgery The Protocols of the Elders of Zion in The Robots' Rebellion, combined with Holocaust denial in And the Truth Shall Set You Free, led his publisher to refuse to publish his books, which were self-published thereafter. At the heart of his theories lies the idea that many prominent figures belong to the Babylonian Brotherhood, a group of shapeshifting reptilian humanoids who are propelling humanity toward a global fascist state, or New World Order. The reptilians use the rings of Saturn and the Moon, all reptilian constructs, to broadcast our "five-sense prison": an "artificial sense of self and the world" that humans perceive as reality.

I know you may think I'm jumping to conclusions and being unparsimonious but you have to admit this makes a lot more sense than theism, and as an atheist I am naturally empty and lacking 'true deep meaning' or some shit. WE MUST START A REVOLUTION AND STOP THE SHAPESHIFTING JEW-LOVING LIZARD PEOPLE! Schnell mein Führer! Schnell!
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#2
RE: The Truth
You're right. My whole life it's been those damn reptilians. And the Jews. And the globalists. I've never trusted reptilians. and I never will.
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#3
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Quote:In the process of getting freedom in Christ Jesus, it can at times be necessary to separate from genetic code that has been defiled with a reptilian nature. This prayer is highly effective is getting deliverance on a genetic level from this type of bondage.
 
  1. Father in heaven I come before you in the mighty name of Jesus Christ and I renounce my reptilian bloodline and genetics, and markers, and the Reptilian Oversoul, and all the powers of darkness associated with this, and serve them a bill of divorce. I pull up the hidden documents detailing every covenant, contract and oath entangling me and command that they be stamped with the blood of Jesus.

  2. In the name of Jesus, I pray that your heavenly hosts would be put on assignment to discover and apprehend every (alter/part in me) that is loyal to the reptilian bloodline. I pray that those parts would be escorted before the throne of the Father in heaven to be purged of their reptilian components and completely healed and delivered.
Learn more at: https://www.bridemovement.com/freedom-fr...cs-prayer/




More fun reading: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...ns/354818/
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(April 1, 2018 at 10:01 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: You're right. My whole life it's been those damn reptilians. And the Jews. And the globalists. I've never trusted reptilians. and I never will.

I'm glad you have now seen The Light.
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(April 1, 2018 at 11:00 am)Hammy Wrote:
(April 1, 2018 at 10:01 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: You're right. My whole life it's been those damn reptilians. And the Jews. And the globalists. I've never trusted reptilians. and I never will.

I'm glad you have now seen The Light.

Shall Alex Jones be our Lieutenant?
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Thanks for the tip off Hammy. I just flushed "felix", my pet gecko down the toilet to be on the safe side.

I had an inkling that there was something wrong when I caught him using my computer to send emails to "[email protected]".
You just can't be too careful these days.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#7
RE: The Truth
Thank fuck for that Iggy! That was a close one!
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#8
RE: The Truth
Actually, my mother in law has scaly skin! You just can't be too safe, can you?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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