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God Commands Latrines !!
April 3, 2018 at 12:06 am
Glad to clear this up for everyone.
Deuteronomy 23 (KJV)
12 Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad:
13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
14 For the Lord thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.
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RE: God Commands Latrines !!
April 3, 2018 at 12:17 am
I thought that read "God commands Lutrinae", lol
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RE: God Commands Latrines !!
April 3, 2018 at 3:05 am
Verse 14 is the interesting bit: God, the Creator and Controller of all that is, the Master of Fates, All Knowing, All Seeing - is offended by poo-pits.
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RE: God Commands Latrines !!
April 3, 2018 at 3:10 am
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RE: God Commands Latrines !!
April 3, 2018 at 3:42 am
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RE: God Commands Latrines !!
April 3, 2018 at 5:34 am
Just dump a load of diesel oil on it and burn that shit.
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RE: God Commands Latrines !!
April 3, 2018 at 5:45 am
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Some people are so bored to tears that they read the bible after they've finished with the phonebook!
The japs have a much better idea! And you get a free shiny ball at the end!
This is the latest japanese fad.
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RE: God Commands Latrines !!
April 3, 2018 at 9:55 am
(April 3, 2018 at 5:45 am)ignoramus Wrote: Some people are so bored to tears that they read the bible after they've finished with the phonebook!
The japs have a much better idea! And you get a free shiny ball at the end!
This is the latest japanese fad.
I like the comments at the end- one says, "Japanese kids make cool balls. American kids eat soap"
I had to go look that up. That's the Tide Pod Challenge. Something new is supplanting that. There must be something in the water here in the US.
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RE: God Commands Latrines !!
April 3, 2018 at 10:01 am
Yeah, because we need a god to tell us not to shit where we sleep.
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