Another sex poll...4 or 9?

[SaStrike]

9 with the 4 as a side chick, no need for masturbation then.

We might need to set up a parallel thread in A69 where we can provide illustrations of what we have in mind.  (No looking Cath-y!)

If I had to choose between reading a 5000 page thread containing posts created only by steveII/transcended dimension OR join area 69

I'd probably go with... suicide.

[johan]

I'm getting to the point where I'm the old man in the joke about the stripper knocking on his door and announcing that she's there to give him super sex and he says I guess I'll take the soup.

[vulcanlogician]

I would totally pick a 4 over no sex at all. Hell, I'd even pick a 4 if she was a freak over a 9 who wasn't.

But, all things being equal... I'm gonna enjoy my weekly date with Ms. 9.

[Angrboda]

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy
young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,
for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly
counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.

He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."

[Whateverist]

Yeah, that would be better than sex.

[ignoramus]

^^
^^^^ smart man!

Was he jewish?

[The Valkyrie]

7 of 9?

[Whateverist]

7 of 9?

Yeah, baby, assimilate this.

[CapnAwesome]

I can't answer, cause I don't know how the 1-10 scale works for women. I just operate on the binary scale, 1-0.

It makes questions like this easy, because then it's just a matter of two 1s and so you choose the more sex option.

[ignoramus]

I can't answer, cause I don't know how the 1-10 scale works for women. I just operate on the binary scale, 1-0.

It makes questions like this easy, because then it's just a matter of two 1s and so you choose the more sex option.

it works like this. My list.

1 - amoeba
2 - stick insect
3 - sardine
4 - rat
5 - flying fox
6 - There's a reason why they cover their face
7 - redneck called Mercedes with 5 kids by the age of 20
8 - most females
9 - most females with optional pleasant personality
10 - a 9 who isn't repulsed by you when you break the ice with small talk!

PS. All women are beautiful in their own way. The ugly is when or how they treat others. No different to men.